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Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in a relationship.
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merrill davis retweeted
This speech should terrify anyone who cares about our country. Declaring war on our nation’s cities and using our troops as political pawns is what dictators do. This man cares about nothing but his own ego and power.
Trump: You know, our inner cities, which we'll be talking about because it's a big part of war now, a big part of war.
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Replying to @krassenstein
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That Coldplay kiss cam thing was 20 years ago today.
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Ok I’m open to any miracles if anybody has any.
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My dentist said that the dental x-rays I just took are also used to identify me if after a catastrophe I’m unrecognizable. She’s a hoot.
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Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in a relationship.
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As it turns out, Florida can get dumber.
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does anyone know how i can disappear from this current timeline
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everything feels like a call for help. HELP!
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Is it too late to pick a time to be born in?
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sometimes people just don’t like you. not me though. people always like me.
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I don’t know what you guys are doing but I’m doing a lot of grappling. Just like a crazy amount of grappling.
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merrill davis retweeted
Just to add to Walton Goggins discourse, when I wrote on a sitcom he starred in, sometimes he’d pop into the writers room like this:
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I think I’m better equipped to handle multiple disasters and a dictatorship in the summer months.
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Being alive is crazy.
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SPREAD THE WORD I’ll be personally issuing $500,000 @BedBathBeyond online gift cards to those who have lost everything in California and NC from fires and floods. Thanks to all the vendors who are pitching in. We are grateful. #ThingsCanBeReplacedLivesCant Contact me marcuslemonis.com
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merrill davis retweeted
#PalisadesFire from a flight arriving into LAX
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