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I like Phish and BTC. Super Trucker, photographer, recovery advocate, father and dog dad. The other Mert in crypto.

Joined March 2021
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This is your semi regular reminder that it’s 2026 and Phish is playing the best music of their career. You should go see @phish.
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My fav @ordskul
Replying to @tasmonic
My fav 🔏 @ordskul 👊❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🤘
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Showing my boomer status but I’m amazed this little thing holds a terabyte of storage.
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Miss this. #catfive $catfive
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Here are some more of my Great Grandfather Lester's photographs. He was City Engineer in Brockton, Massachusetts in the early part of the 20th century, and his photos show a growing city in a different time.
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Took me a few days but this is what I went with. Ordinals Soapbox Rally #36, Peacebreaker. OSR is a killer new series from @TheArtistBTC and @ViolaMissCode, pick the one you want over on ord.net
I'm gonna buy an ordinal, been awhile, I'll let you know what I pick up.
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Did you guys hear? Some politicians did some politics and the political parties won the political thing.
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Been messing around with this for a few days. It takes pretty cool photos of my dog Oko.
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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I'm gonna buy an ordinal, been awhile, I'll let you know what I pick up.
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Along with the cache of negatives that I inherited from my Great Grandfather I've also been trusted with archiving a bunch of Cabinet Cards. These cards were a form of portrait photography that gained popularity after 1870. They consist of a thin photograph mounted on a board that you could display.... in a cabinet. Another really cool look at times gone by. These are all relatives of mine, but most of the names are lost to the ether.
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Oko had a long week, he’s ready to get home.
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My Grok Bot CFO Astrid is sexy AF but she’s killing me with these fuel numbers. WTF @realDonaldTrump it’s hard out here for a pimp.
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Beautiful Inkster Michigan.
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Hey @grok me and another driver were discussing this logistical question and I was hoping you could help out. I pull tanker trailers that typically have a 5000 to 6000 gallon capacity. How long would it take a group of 20 men to fill a trailer like that with semen?
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@grok so if it were up to you, how would you fill this tanker up with semen the fastest most efficient way possible?
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@grok gave up on me.
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Ok @grok, so it seems like the best bet would be to line up 350,000 +- men in a long line, all of them ready to make a contribution and fill it in one shot. How Long would this take?
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My Great Grandfather was an avid photographer in the 1920’s. Here are some of his shots. I have literally thousands of his negatives. I made some into Bitcoin inscriptions but they didn’t really sell that much. The photos are cool as hell though.
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Hey @grok, if I pooped every day for 5 years, how much poop would I have, weight in pounds.
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