d o g w o m a n 🐾 🏳️‍⚧️

can i get my lipstick all over you?

LLAMA LLAMA RED PAJAMAS 🗣️🗣️

an old guy hit on me today

I've met 3 new girls just by PLAYING deadlock lets see if I can complete the Pokedex

i love scrambling to find a place to live thats so fun

*Opens Youtube* HEY DID YOU KNOW ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED? HEY DID YOU KNOW ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED? HEY DID YOU KNOW ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED? HEY DID YOU KNOW ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED? HEY DID YOU KNOW ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED? HEY DID YOU KNOW ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED?

gay

the deadlock 4 stack kept calling me pretty and complimenting me what a bunch of FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

do you wanna do you wanna get funky do you wanna get funky with me?

im gonna have 4 days off in a row and nothing to do someone on the east coast FUCKING GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO

if i wasnt called gay for dancing as a child i think i would have become a dancer. tasha can bust a move and secretly loves to do so

tiny stretch marks are appearing on my boobs and its kinda hotttt :33 like damn my body cant even keep up 🫠🫠

i pray my enemies get the tightest knots in their hair 🗣🙏

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS IN MINNESOTA

she sent me pictures of what she looks like last night and i dont know why the universe gave me such a gift she is so beautiful

another one is when they hit me with the monotone "ok" excuse me bitch

i hate when people say "you just cant think like that" OH WOW THANKS GENIUS WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT ONE YOU'RE RIGHT LET ME JUST STOP RIGHT QUICK, DIDNT THINK OF THAT ONE

what if i just walked into the forest and stayed there

parents will raise you between 2 incredibly different, ever-changing households with ~6 total siblings, 2 sets of parents with changing partners (even though one was married), and immense problems, and still wonder why you have a hard time functioning properly. bitch please

at the age of 25 i learned a new math trick and I actually got really fucking excited who am i