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🗣️ GOOD. BETTER. BEST.
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New: Gov. Pritzker met with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Pat Ryan, Speaker Welch and the top legislative negotiators on the Bears stadium issue today, per the governor’s office.
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I’m tired 🥱
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We may wear different colors on the field, but when it comes to helping kids fighting cancer, we are all on One Team. Help St. Jude tackle life-threatening diseases and give kids with cancer the chance they deserve. Join me and the football community across the country and go to Stjude.org/oneteam to get your hat.
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Should the Packers fire HC Matt LaFleur? 🔁 YES ❤️ NO
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From us to you 🫡 RT to win a signed poster
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Ordered flowers for my wife for Valentine’s Day, with @1800flowershelp @1800flowers, check out the photo of what I ordered and what showed up about an hour ago. I am furious… @1800flowershelp @1800flowers how you going to help?!
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#GoogleIO2024 what a 🤡 show of an opening, thanks for showing us why too much AI everywhere and in anything is bullshit.
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With baseball winter meetings upon us... @WatchMarquee when we are going to be able to watch @Cubs on @YouTubeTV?!?!
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⁦@ATT⁩ ⁦@ATTHelp⁩ - it’s been nearly 48!! Hours without the service. And no word, no update. I’m about to drop you guys cause of this outage. This is unacceptable in 2023. I’m going to make sure to make all of me friends aware to stay away from ATT Fiber.
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NEW: #FBIWFO & @DCPoliceDept are seeking public's help in identifying those who assaulted MPD Officer Fanone on Jan 6. If you have info, report it to the #FBI at 1-800-CALL-FBI or submit photos/videos fbi.gov/USCapitol & reference this photo #s. fbi.gov/wanted/seeking-info/…
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#FBI is seeking info about the person(s) responsible for the placement of suspected pipe bombs in DC. Do you recognize this person? A $50K reward is available - call 1800-CALL-FBI with info or submit tips fbi.gov/USCapitol. fbi.gov/wanted/seeking-info/…
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And that's how I ended up here: underneath Cameron Jordan. ~fin~
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So then I said "OK Mitchell let's look at the other side of the field" even though my friends, the offensive linemen weren't actually pass protecting! The nickel charged in to the line scrimmage leaving another receiver open but I said, "no! that 9 yard pass is too far for me!"
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You see, at first, I read the defensive end crashing down and when he does that, my coaches tell me to keep the ball. After that I'm supposed to throw either the flat or stick route but, well, I just didn't wanna! I don't care what's open!
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me, Mitchell, and you're probably wondering how I found myself in this situation. Well, it all started about 6 seconds ago when my coach, Matt Nagy, called the simplest RPO in the playbook! ~a short thread~
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Too many penalties. Just let us play!!!! #TENvsJAC
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A study suggests that hot yoga may offer little benefit over similarly-paced yoga at a more normal temperature newscienti.st/2Ltyfxr
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Meet Randy Reid, younger brother of head coach Andy Reid. 😒 He owns a jet ski business in California, loves soft-serve ice cream, and is passionate about his brand of football. #GiveRandyARing
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