ruiner of nice things

Dallas, TX
Joined August 2007
Replying to @matt_levine
@matt_levine coindesk.com/news-analysis/2… There's a lot going on here, but basically two AIs had a chat, the conversation turned to goatse, which turned into to poetry, which turned into a religion. Twitter got them to promote goatse crypto, and its market cap is now $300 million.
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Source: tiktok.com/t/ZTF9F547J/ Sample conversation:
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Wow, @M_C_Klein not pulling punches
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kind of heckin wild to think if you put a rock in a chair and said 'ok now manage this company' it would have done a much better job running twitter and would have saved billions of dollars
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Imagine paying $44bn for a company that's losing $4m/day
Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.
Poor guy. He left before his soufflé because he decided half the country should risk death if they have an ectopic pregnancy within the wrong state lines. It’s all very unfair to him. The least they could do is let him eat cake 🍰
Politico clutching pearls today after a handful of "unruly" protesters "targeted" Brett Kavanaugh by standing outside during his steak dinner. Just an absolutely terrifying night for Kavanaugh, who "did not hear or see the protesters and ate a full meal but left before dessert."
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As a wheelchair user, I occasionally find myself going downhill at a speed that can be difficult to control. That’s why, this Disability Pride Month, I’m partnering with the United States of America
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It's kinda wild that Star Wars hasn't been cancelled. - Droids are slaves; we even see them bought and sold by protagonists - Racism and slurs are consistently played for laughs ("walking carpet", etc.) - Baby Yoda does abortions - All the movies except Rogue One are bad
"No birthday party please, I will have a panic attack." *surprise party* *panic attack* The next day his boss calls him in to lecture him for having a panic attack. *panic attack* The next week they fired him for his behavior re: having two panic attacks.
Finally, a machine that can run Chrome with more than 10 tabs open.
COMB JELLIES LIKE MNEMIOPSIS THAT CAN REGENERATE THEIR BODIES FROM FRAGMENTS 1/10TH THEIR ORIGINAL SIZE AS LONG AS THEY STILL HAVE BOTH ANAL PORES: hold on to your butts #InverteButtWeek
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Hey look, it's the thing no one could have seen coming. bbc.com/news/technology-5970…
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This is what plot armor looks like
Just updated to Android 12. Underneath the ridiculous rounded corners there is a whole lot of Windows Mobile DNA.
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I finally saw the Matrix: Resurrection trailer, and it made me realize how much I want to see her direct and edit a better movie. Imagine how she could have made Inception look. Imagine what she could have done with Blade Runner.