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Solid dad, decent husband, realtor and occasional soccer coach

Mandeville, LA
Joined March 2012
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Had this red been rescinded for a Cabo Verde player, the world would be rejoicing, instead the near 90% of the world that never thought this was a red is now outraged.
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Weird how all the talk about people trying to steal the election ceases.
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Replying to @NFL
@NFL @Saints the real victims in tonight’s performance are the announcers that have to pretend like this game is the least bit interesting.
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“Now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” -take one guess
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Picking up Derek Carr off waivers for Fantasy Football knowing next week he will throw for 175Yards 1td/1int and a fumble.
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After all that stoppage…4+ minutes…insane @FOXSoccer
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Replying to @NBA
@nba how does a team that has two more regular season losses get to play ONE game and get the higher seed. Discounting the regular season results IMO. If you can’t finish in the top 8, you don’t deserve a second chance.
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Replying to @MarchMadnessMBB
@MarchMadnessMBB we can all agree the SEC is trash this year.
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Detroits receivers giving this one away.
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Another reason to dislike DA. This isn’t youth sports, this is professional football. Apologizing after the one time the offense shows up all year isn’t it.
Dennis Allen apologized to #DirtyBirds after game Sunday. Says he told #Saints players to go into "victory formation" and take a knee, but players decided they wanted to get RB Jamaal Williams a TD. Atlanta HC Arthur Smith cursing DA after the game as they met at midfield.
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Not sure what is worse to watch….saints offense or LSU defense.
Grupe hits his 3rd FG of the day (41-yd) to cut the Falcons lead to 14-9 with 3:54 left in the 2nd quarter
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Carr finally coming through with a TD pass!!!
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Mahommes now my least favorite player. Thanks for nothing Pat!!
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I feel like SP is getting back all the karma for talking smack about the job Hackett did in Denver last year
The Dolphins CRUSHED the Broncos in Miami 😳 🔸 70 points 🔸 726 yards of offense 🔸 10 TDs Incredible 🐬
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Good start to the season
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Four hours later same news source confirms Mount to Manchester United.
Man United fans watching other Premier League clubs identify and sign players in the summer ✍️
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Wait we still have to play? Can we not call this a 10 run rule and get on with our lives?!?
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To blast your music at the beach is one thing, to blast Toby Keith at the beach is entire new level of asshole.
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Subs out here just murdering my under bet. #MIAvsBOS
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