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Michael Colhoun

@michaelcolhoun

that guy from online and other places

 North Shore, Auckland
Joined May 2010
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I’m being trolled, right?
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Liam Lawson has taken an unwanted record off Yuki Tsunoda. The most career F1 points without ever finishing on the podium.
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Dancing Petrel Chardonnay 2025.
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Every cooker rn about an Auckland Marathon bib number.
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Likely bills $350-$500 an hour.
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Are exit polls permitted in NZ but just not used?
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internecine feuding
Vincent Jones (@JonesVincentt) profile pictureVincent Jones@JonesVincenttOct 23
Always good weather in that wonderful town at this time of the year (Hastings this photo is from, not Napier)
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Intern getting fired for this mistake
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TBF you haven’t played rugby to a quarter of the level of Mark.
Chalyn.Rugby (@ChalynRugby) profile pictureChalyn.Rugby
@ChalynRugbyOct 16
Hi Mark, big fan here brother but the Wallabies will be just fine without you. If you have to think twice about representing your country, then perhaps you shouldn’t be doing it at all. FFS #Allblacks #Wallabies #Bledisloe #Rugby #NZLvAUS 🇳🇿🇦🇺
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Is it illegal to burn New Zealand currency?
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My wife on seeing @toby_etc on TV for the first time, “is he trying to be the journalist from Ted Lasso?”
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Might have a point.
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Dude is 💯% right. At 9th in the Drivers’ Championship, how about the 14 drivers below him.
Mike 🇳🇿³⁰ 🇳🇱³ (@grunty_mike) profile pictureMike 🇳🇿³⁰ 🇳🇱³@grunty_mikeOct 10
I've gotta say it again. Lawson shouldnt be the one whose seat is on the edge right now. Look at what hes done in the vcarb all year. 69 points is fucking impressive...
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I’ve changed my mind. Hülkenberg and Magnussen finished 9th without any podium finishes too.
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Said with zero irony or self reflection at all.
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Wait? Te Huia is $200 for two people to go Auckland to Hamilton return? Why not just drive there for $40?
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Guy is anti Māori yet massively pro Fijian. You can’t make this up.
Cam Slater (@kaiviti_cam) profile pictureCam Slater
@kaiviti_camOct 10
Haka. Half the anthem in Māori. Still not enough for Eden Park. Finger in the eye is right.
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Same guy except one is clean shaven and straight.
Jack Reacher (@justinb24448577) profile pictureJack Reacher
@justinb24448577Oct 9
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Beauden Barrett has only lost once to Australia, and never at home.
Ben Smith (@bensmithrugby) profile pictureBen Smith
@bensmithrugbyOct 7
The Wallabies have their best chance in 20 years to snatch victory at Eden Park. Under the radar, strong form, while the All Blacks battle big injuries. Mo’unga now the latest. If Beauden starts, we could be looking at a Wallabies win.
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Is it morally acceptable for any one person to be a billionaire?
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John Key is mischaracterising @jacktame’s question. He didn’t say “offensive”.
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He asked “Is it morally acceptable for any one person to be a billionaire?”
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