I probably got with your dad | Instagram is michaelod13 | šŸ”ž@myculod

NY/FL • 19 • MDNI
Joined June 2025
I’m about to shower is that ok?
13
8
973
23,729
michael!! retweeted
Asexual vibes today
104
973
72
5,125
78,229
Question for Mac users: why? lmao I remember being so frustrated that my MacBook couldn’t do literally anything and the stuff I did use it for required me to use some version of wine….literally so pointless to own I sold it
1
2
104
I signed up for x money when i first got the notif bc I thought it was like that thing where twitter pays u to tweet and im so disappointed to report its not
6
255
October is meant to be scary, but little do they know nothing, and i mean nothing, scares bunheads anymore
1
2
1
12
768
Be strange and unsettling
1
7
139
I need to stop using Twitter like the Google search bar
6
215
michael!! retweeted
how are you 31 and can’t host
36
10
9
409
27,035
Closeted eggs are rlly something
unavailable
1
1
155
Nobody wants their bottom to dom them anymore like where are the sub tops at and can they hmu
2
25
785
michael!! retweeted
I genuinely can’t deal. It’s so flipping cold outside I’m gonna cry. Feeling: Cold.
33
this did not age well…
9
5
224
11,418
michael!! retweeted
you can nut in november if you want, nobody is gonna find out
2
2
45
538
Urban outfitters cancelled my vroom vroom order bc it ā€œcouldn’t charge my cardā€ but it literally charged it a month ago??????
1
4
318
You can tell a man is bisexual based off his opinions
1
22
381
I just saw someone say looksmaxxing is a neo-nazi term 😭😭😭😭
5
258
I don’t think I should’ve told my friends to download Twitter
1
12
484
does anyone want a kiss from a twink named michael!! ?
12
1
78
1,889
I need to move out these people are insane
8
569