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michelle

@michelleabalzer

I’m just a loser who’s good at spreadsheets • she/her • @mrfieryshadow ♡

 Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
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If you were wondering, yes, I am crashing the fuck out.
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@MatchboxTwentyOct 2
We're going back to where it all started. 30 years ago we were an uncertain band with an uncertain future and a handful of songs we rehearsed in a rented storage unit. Those songs became ‘Yourself or Someone Like You’. There is everything before that record and everything after. So for one night only, we're coming to The Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles to play Yourself or Someone Like You front to back, plus a few other favorites from that era. To purchase tickets, register with Fair AXS here: matchboxtwenty.lnk.to/fonda. Selected fans will receive purchase details next week after the registration window closes on Sunday Oct 4th at 7pm PT.
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THIS FEELS LIKE A PERSONAL ATTACK
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Chopped my hair off and listened to Knuckle Puck on my walk home like it’s 2019 again.
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women paving the way makes me tear up a little
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LE MOMENT TANT ATTENDU THE MOMENT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
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MY WIVES
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@thepwhlofficialMay 21
POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!
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@thepwhlofficialMar 26
Thank you again, Chicago!
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💞@troublesomeholeFeb 27
I LOVE PWHL WOKE HOCKEY FOREVER
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@thepwhlofficialFeb 27
THE PUCK HAS DROPPED AND WE ARE SOOOOO BACK 🗣️
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I don’t care how many time I’ve seen @MatchboxTwenty or @ThisIsRobThomas, I think it’s sad that I’ve never seen a full album play through of Yourself or Someone Like You, which turns 30 this year so I think it should happen.
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@hasanthehunJan 25
its not just abolish ice, we must punish ice. justice must be served.
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THIS!! I've always had trouble understanding why a "trained" officer can panic and KILL someone because they "feared for their life," while a citizen in the same chaotic situation is held to a higher standard, blamed for their death if they also panic due to same fear..? 🤷🏾‍♂️
julia (@eathedocument) profile picturejulia@eathedocumentJan 7
a woman is expected to remain completely calm as armed white supremacist thugs try to forcibly open her car door but an ICE agent is allowed to panic and shoot someone in the head three times from a foot away because he “felt threatened”
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I want to have as much to talk about with someone as my uber drivers always do.
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someone check on Marcus
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@thepwhlofficial26 Nov 2025
FIRST TO FIFTY 🐐 With her goal today, Marie-Philip Poulin becomes the first PWHL player to reach 50 regular season points! | Avec son but aujourd’hui, Marie-Philip devient la première joueuse de la LPHF à atteindre 50 points en saison régulière!
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WEE. WOO. 🚨🚨🚨
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Olivia@oliviapwhl23 Nov 2025
ottawa charge scoring, goal disallowed, player who scored goal gets a penalty, fight breaks out and we’re 10 minutes into the home opener WHAT IS GOING ON
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free her, she did it, but free her
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@PWHL_NewYork23 Nov 2025
After official review, Micah Zandee-Hart has been ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct
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Not even through the first period of the first NY game of the season and there has already been an overturned goal, a fight, and Zandee-Hart was ejected from the game. I love women’s sports.
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I’ve been up since 4AM, no busses are running by my house because of the race today, O’Hare bound blue line trains are 30-60 minutes apart so I had to call my first ever uber to the airport, and it’s raining so if you see me chugging mimosas at 7AM, no you didn’t.
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