FACT: There's no skank like a Mar-a-Lago skank.

"[Democratic Senate candidate] Angie Nixon was the lead sponsor of a bill to let schools turn children, all of them, transgender without parental consent." - Donald Trump, setting some kind of record for the number of lies in a single sentence

Catholic priests: "We don’t rape children anymore." Also Catholic priests: "Let's pose with the most famous child rapist in history."

BREAKING: Child rapist applauds ad attacking raped child.

With Donald Trump getting all the attention it is important to remember that JD Vance is an asshole too.

Vivek Ramaswamy is the little kid who follows the bully around the playground laughing at his victims.

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery. Babies were not being aborted after they were born. Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris. Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

"Listen, Mr. Smarty Reporter Pants, I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you say sticks to me because I'm sticky rubber and also a pedophile."

Just for Men hair dye has introduced a new color: Pedophile Brown.

If you want to look tall, hang out with short people. If you want to look young, hang out with old people. If you want to look smart, hang out with Trump supporters.

During a school shooting, children hide under their desks. After a school shooting, Republicans hide under theirs.

Republicans: "If Democrats win, they will prosecute President Trump for his many, many crimes."

SHOWN: The first thing you do when you find out JD Vance will be speaking at your venue.

School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, I can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache." Donald Trump: "Schools can secretly turn your child from Tim to Tammy."

Donald Trump has had strokes that lasted longer than Katie Zacharia.

DID YOU KNOW? Anthony Scaramucci worked in the Trump White House for over two Zacharias.

Donald Trump is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate but forgot to add water.

Columbus Day is the most Republican holiday because it's about giving a white man credit for discovering a country he never actually set foot in and where people were already living.

Putin: "I'm giving Iran military intelligence so they can target U.S. ships. Is that okay with you, bitch?"

The Republican Party is literally doubling down on rapists.