@middleseatsimon

official travel agent of golf Twitter | travel and golf takes | rounds in 2026: 91 |

 Chicago, IL
Joined March 2021
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Told my buddy I would pick up him at 545 AM for our tee time today. Got to his house at 546. Radio silence. Dude woke up at 145 PM 😂 Missed the tee time by a cool 7 hours. Early tee time on the 5th of July is not for everyone
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The Club at Strawberry Creek Kenosha, WI Rick Jacobsen 2006 Otherwise known as the land of Cousin Rudy. Another beautiful October day at a spectacular course on the IL/WI border. Always a great time with @KidFancE ! Massive property with awesome conditions. Clubhouse is HUGE and very nice. Great staff, great proshop, great F/B. Course is really pretty and showing off its fall colors. Great variety of holes and some cool elevation changes for the area. Par 3s on the back are HARD/LONG! Really enjoyable golf course.
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Also they make a MEAN Bloody Mary. Wisco style 🔥
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Current situation: many sodas deep at the bar in Nashville Tee time in Wisconsin in ~10 hours. Onward!
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MSS is down really really bad.
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How I look showing up to a function when my wife tries to “buy me something cute to wear”
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Vanderbilt Legends Club (South Course) Franklin, TN Bob Cupp and Tom Kite 1992 Absolute blue bird day at Vanderbilt Legends club. Super impressive clubhouse and property. 36 holes + a par 3 short course. We played the south course. Super unique layout and some really challenging holes. Great set of par 3s with varying distances. Loved the railroad crossing going through part of the property. Super unique. Course conditions were great. Greens rolled quick and true. Fairways firm and fast. The way golf should be! Bunkers are TOUGH in the fairway. Really enjoyed this club. Had a great time with an extremely welcoming host in @StephenFisherMD !
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MSS has a flight to Nashville in a few hours. Why not squeeze 18!
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(Made birdie here)
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Impressive swing by the St Regis Resorts model here. See a little bit of myself in him.
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The Big Ern@bigernelsOct 20
Can confirm @middleseatsimon ability to schedule an amazing trip, looking forward to the rest of the week. Wild to think a stranger (now close friend, albeit we have not yet met in person) has my credit card. Wouldn’t have it any other way. MSS for the win (as always)!
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Frank Lloyd White Boy@rustbelt_Oct 19
If you’re in your early 20s, buy scary burger. Go into debt if you have to.
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For sale: 2 jet skis + full set of clubs Will take any offer
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@middleseatsimonOct 18
Oh no!!!! MSS was on the jet skis this morning and on the course this afternoon!
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Oh no!!!! MSS was on the jet skis this morning and on the course this afternoon!
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60 degree October Sunday in Chicago btw*
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I am striking out on Nashville golf. Or of guys offering to host but timing isn’t working out. If anyone wants to save the day next Friday 🙏🏻 And Nashville public golf might be actually worse than Denver public golf from what I can tell. Course selection is grim
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@middleseatsimonOct 4
Heading down to Nashville for a wedding later this month. Will have time for a round, where should i play? Never been.. Any MSS followers in the area want to play the weekend of oct 25?
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Treat waiting for me in my locker when I got to the course today! Honestly not a terrible turnaround time. Should I just sell this head and get a Titleist?
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@middleseatsimonSep 25
Hole #2 MSS driver goes down! qi4D…thx @TaylorMadeGolf
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Certainly seems to be interest. Will start getting details together. If anyone feels inclined to help out, let me know
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@middleseatsimonOct 13
If I were to host a small golf event next summer at my club to get some Twitter fellas together would there be interest? (Of course there will be merch)
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If I were to host a small golf event next summer at my club to get some Twitter fellas together would there be interest? (Of course there will be merch)
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Would be in Chicago suburbs. One day event with some F/B, CTP prizes, tee gifts, etc. Would try to time it so that anyone traveling in for it would be able to get a few other rounds in while in the area the day before or day after.
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