The people with the most fucked up looking feet always have them hoes in sandals #nastymfs
Walking around asking my coworkers how the state of the work place is for the day every time I come in feels like I’m walking around prompting side quests from npc’s about sightings in the surrounding area
My girl says a stegosaurus wouldn’t stomp on us cause “no, he’s a pacifist.” My argument is in shambles…
When we got tinskins walkin around I jus know we’ll be sayin “on my flesh” before saying some outta pocket shii
Imagine being a ladder, no existing, then you start to gain consciousness and realize that you’re a ladder in the back of a truck going down I-35
