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Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: https://teapaw.org/t.co/9mOMgDv353 Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

New York, NY
Joined November 2008
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UNITED KINGDOM! I’m bringing my bad video game show SHIT ARCADE to Edinburgh Fringe! 5-12, 23-30 August at 10:30 pm at the @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room. Comedians from all over the world play terrible video games for your amusement! TICKETS: tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/…
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And things were never the same
📺On November 12, 1993, Stefan Urquelle, an alter-ego character of Steve Urkel, made his first appearance on ‘Family Matters’
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If you were a kid who waited up for your parents to get home from work, there was a good chance you saw all of I Love Lucy, Bewitched, and I Dream of Jeannie
I need y'all to remember that Millennials were growing up in a time where reruns were HEAVILY still a thing. We were consuming media from as early as the 30s. Movies, television, music. Definitely cartoons. And loving it all. "What y'all know about this?" LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
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Damn, Walz has absolute pure venom and hate in his voice in his first refrain (about ICE)
NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson? WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.
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I’m sorry it’s 2 am and I had to use the bathroom. Have a good night everybody. God bless. God bless.
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I jumped out of airplanes for a living. I served in Iraq and Afghanistan. I won’t be intimidated by a corrupt White House and its bootlicking lawyers.
.@NewsHour has obtained this letter from White House counsel Will Scharf sent to likely incoming Oversight Chairman Robert Garcia. Scharf writes that congressional oversight must “further a legitimate legislative task.” And accuses Democrats of “abusive and capricious threats”
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Happy to announce to all my fans and haters that I'm still doing video game journalism! Got to write another piece for The Guardian, and one that’s in my area of expertise: the Trump administration's co-opting of video game culture and the people pushing back against it.
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I have about $79.95 to my name to last me until I get my first check from the bridge job. That check will only have one week and the pay is not enough for me to survive on that alone. I'm behind on a lot financially and need money for food, transportation (my car needs repairs, insurance, and updated registration) so I'm not able to use it currently, and bills until I'm a bit more stable. Would really appreciate it if anyone could spare a little and help. Cash App-Darlingnicki35 Venmo-Nickihaley35 I also have a GoFundMe (takes at least 3-5 days to actually hit my account)-gofund.me/f6b46e861
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3.8 GPA with 3 AP classes? Oh honey...
My son (a high school junior) is taking three AP classes and is in a concurrent enrollment college finance program. He's got like a 3.8 GPA. I just got an email from the school saying he's had too many tardies and is going to be placed on some sort of "citizenship plan" or whatever. I know attendance is a big deal in public education right now, and I understand why they have these disciplinary levers in place. But I think kids who get good grades and take hard classes shouldn't get dinged for being 10 minutes late here or there. I've always thought if a kid has over a 3.7 GPA, his attendance shouldn't even be counted anymore.
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Like clockwork
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my neighborhood bodega seems to have closed permanently overnight and they left their cat behind (not sure if this was intentional). benito is a sweet, cuddly boy who just lost the only home he’s ever known. please share if you can so we can get him adopted🧡he’s at aspca on 92nd
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People are really out here trying to gaslight us into thinking selling 5 million copies in 4 days is bad lol The budget was $40 million. They already 5x’d their budget you tool
Zelda remake es un fracaso asqueroso Siendo el mejor juego de la saga vendió muy poco en comparación con la última entrega Los remakes no venden...
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“Nothing can stop AI, just get used to it” and “The industry that makes this technology will completely collapse if the wrong guy has an affair” seem like somewhat contradictory ideas
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Maybe a top 5 episode of the show
The Twilight Zone "The Masks" A dying millionaire, Jason Foster, summons his greedy family to his New Orleans mansion on Mardi Gras. He agrees to leave them his fortune, but there's a condition: they must wear grotesque masks until midnight.
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i feel like this is what my therapist wants to say after my fifth time telling her the same story about getting rejected by a dream job a decade ago
every time i think im a victim to my circumstances i remember her monologue and stfu
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Finally putting together the Fox Force 5.
I’m putting together a team of business-level attractive men and women to destroy the AI industry one honeypot at a time
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BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang resigns
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Someone finally did a good job putting voice to this
Replying to @luke_winkie
This piece also includes a lengthy digression into Pat McAfee and College GameDay, which I think epitomizes the exact kind of idiot-masculinity that has rapidly gone out of style.
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