@offbeatorbit

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

 NYC via LA
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Joined February 2009
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Bad news for all my haters.
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I’d rather just be broke in Boston than go to the airport every week 😵‍💫
Oumou🧚🏽‍♀️@_oumouuuu_15h
Omg my classmate flies to class from Toronto CANADA every week bc its cheaper than living in Boston
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Omg my classmate flies to class from Toronto CANADA every week bc its cheaper than living in Boston
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juan crow@twinkletweetu9h
Glorilla covers Bacon magazine
SinnamonSCouture@SinnamonCouture12h
Glorilla covers Bacon magazine
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MAGDA
@TheeMagda6h
i wish she still tweeted sbbfbsbdbdb
Rihanna
@rihanna9 Apr 2012
Replying to @Pornhub
@Pornhub if u only knew how much @Rihanna looove u!!! #brazilians #latinos
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Onye🔝@Tough_boi99922h
He got manners!!! So much respect for his elders he had to release the burden from his soul .....That boy being raised right.
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You’re gonna be chasing that high for the rest of your life
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@Cyb4rAnG3L19h
gave a homeless man $10 and half my joint and he said i was the realest n word in new york city
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oge ☺︎@lsol8tion13h
will schuester:
Jeff is trying@jeffreejude17h
The Glee Afrobeats episode is imminent.
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juan crow@twinkletweetu17h
They’re suppressing free speech
Grace
@gracecamille_Oct 21
woman was mugged by 3 men at the Central Park reservoir and she beat the shit out of them with her Stanley cup… that had to feel good af
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Platini 🦁🍽️
@platini95411h
I’m very close to drafting a petition and sending it to Congress about these two. I’ve had enough.
TMZ
@TMZ13h
Chrisean Rock went live to air out her grievances with her ex-fiancé Blueface, saying the rapper likes a "clingy" relationship... going as far as wanting his "butt wiped."
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This is the most bisexual two people have ever looked together
halseyfan.com@halseysegoOct 21
Halsey and Avan Jogia out in Los Angeles on July 28th
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homo la flor.@raichumontana16h
Ima be 55 dressed up like Amelia Bedelia in the old head bar, I never cared. Y'all so boring.
THE VOICE@lyricamaiyaOct 21
Pushing 30 talking about some Halloween weekend moves man get tf on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Kirby Carlisle@2010brianwilson12h
The 1 train is so unserious. 18th street. Get a grip
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDoma9h
OBAMA BOTTOMS OSSOFF 😳
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✶ tune@tuneofwind15h
in a 3 person gc and the other 2 keep flirting
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ethical hater@DijahSB10h
THEY PLAYED MY SONG DURING THE RAPTORS BROADAST!!!!
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: ) 🐛
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kramerica industries@hepimp22h
You better not be Tom Jones in a purple suit singing Purple Rain when I get home!!! Me :
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave10h
North West as Natalie Nunn for Halloween.
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juju@ch3rryjuju15h
i guess bro
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Sara@SaraCivian12h
Being 32 and moving back in with your parents be like
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