If you’re in Minnesota on these dates please check out our movie #GoodSport!
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My main squeeze #MelissaBrooke is co-hosting this new show, #CocktailWars with #LanceBass & #JoeyFatone! Check it!
youtu.be/LhjwlFv87nE
Mother’s Day brunch was absolutely perfect… until it was time to decide who would eat the fees!
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If I were on The Dating Game my intro would be, “Hi, I’m Mike. I’m a fun loving guy with a good sense of humor and I hate Final Cut Pro.”
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ICE, but they detain and punish people that think it’s ok to FaceTime or have speakerphone conversations in public.
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If you’re an I.C.E Agent you are a nazi. You follow orders like a wind up doll and you do what you’re told with no brain power behind it. I.C.E. Agents are literally tools.
New episode of “Don’t Know It” is up! @Erica_Herndz and I talk about the Tom Hanks classic “That Thing You Do!”
#TomHanks #ThatThingYouDo
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The latest episode of #Severence is like a dark deleted scene from The Beatles movie, HELP.
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It’s here! Check out the first episode of our new podcast! I introduce @Erica_Herndz to #Beetlejuice this week on an all new Don’t Know It!
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Join me and @Erica_Herndz as we premiere our new podcast “Don’t Know It,” Monday February 3rd, 2025 on the Dueling Genre podcast network! You can find it wherever you get your podcasts!
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See, I don’t think putting the toothpaste back in the tube would be the most impossible thing.
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I love how everyone’s like, “I’m excited for a fresh start and for 2024 to be over.” Like 2025 is gonna be any better. Don’t kid yourselves.
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My New Year’s resolution is to hunt down anyone that had anything to do with that new Burger King jingle and beat them to death with one of those BK melts.
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Maybe you could enforce the trains arriving on time, and making sure that people aren’t listening to music at full volume on their phones. I guess you’re too busy enforcing fake eyelashes and gel manicures.
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Hey guys. Hope everyone had a great holiday. Just a reminder that this Friday is the last day that we’re using “Bug,” as the nickname of the daughter in any family dramas. Just a heads up. Have a great week everyone!
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