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Uni life:
wake up
go to uni
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sleep
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watching people romanticize uni life while you genuinely got a crisp 3 hours of sleep the past week and still have 4 assignments due
Papá, Mamã, eu quero o relógio do Rui Borges para o natal 🥺
Casio Portugal junta-se a Rui Borges para lançar edição solidária do icónico Timeless F-91W
A Casio Portugal e Rui Borges, treinador do Sporting, unem-se numa iniciativa solidária que tem como protagonista o icónico Timeless F-91W.
Esta edição especial contará com uma caixa exclusiva alusiva a Rui Borges, que incluirá uma das frases que marcam o seu percurso no Sporting: «Quando faltar inspiração, que não falte a atitude».
Limitada a apenas 250 unidades,
esta colaboração alia a história de um dos modelos mais emblemáticos da Casio a uma causa solidária: 50% do valor das vendas reverterá integralmente a favor da APPACDM de Mirandela*, contribuindo para apoiar o trabalho desenvolvido pela instituição junto de pessoas com deficiência.
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shout out ao meu irmão @_neymarprop @neves0707!!!
Querem equipamentos/camisolas é com este menino: simples, rápido e bom preço. Qualidade incrível!
Coisa bonita. Mais uma vez, obrigado mano 🙏💚
Mikki retweeted
"Step 1: Stop playing video ga-"
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
