Real talk...why does @RuPaul hate @misterjoeblack ? Joe is too good for this show anyway 馃槶
When someone proposes at a gig and you realise you're gonna die alone @burytomorrow #dyingalone 馃槀
Watching Friends and just said to my mum I'd be like Monica when I get married
Mum: HA! You need to find someone first
Ouch...thanks mum 馃槀馃槶 #SingleForever #mumsarebrutal
Listening to @deafhavana's new album and literally crying because it's so relevant to my love life. #rituals #sinner #hell #mylovelifeisajoke
Fucking #TeamAsia yes bitch! Spill the tea momma #rupaulsdragracereunion #spillthetea #shutthefuckupru
I swear if #eureka wins #RupaulsDragRaceSeason10 I'll fucking flip. Racist ass bitch
#GameOfThrones was incredible again! I just wish @GRRMspeaking would hurry up with #windsofwinter #nopressure #bekindtoTyrionplease
Genuinely cried at @ffaf tonight, can not believe it's the last time I'll see them live! Childhood has just ended with the best night ever!
Saw @TriviumOfficial on Saturday at @engineshed they were amazing so seeing them again in York tonight! Work needs to hurry up!
Come pick me up...oh wait you can't drive, get in my micra! We will look so damn cool in it #dontmesswithus #betterthantheimpala
1 more day till freedom @NMassey can't believe it's almost here! #nervousmuch
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@minibilly91 don't worry, I won't run anywhere, i'm fat! #noneedforhandcuffs
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Why bother buying cards on Valentines Day? A blow job would obviously be sufficient. #cheapdate #ValentinesDay
Hoping to see @DitaVonTeese for my 21st, but realising she's not in the UK :(



