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Developers and testers reality
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Hot take: Developers aren't underpaid because companies don't value engineering. Many are underpaid because they never learned how to negotiate, self-promote, or articulate the business impact of what they build.
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Tester Developer Vs me and my Code
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Be honest, which one is best for coding ? MacBook or ThinkPad
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If your entire development workflow is: Prompt → Accept → Prompt → Accept → Ship you're not replacing software engineering. you're replacing yourself.
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Hot take: Developers aren't underpaid because companies don't value engineering. Many are underpaid because they never learned how to negotiate, self-promote, or articulate the business impact of what they build.
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AI code reviews are funny. ask it to review your code and it finds 20 issues. ask it to review its own fixes and it finds another 20. at this point, even the reviewer needs a reviewer.
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Therapist: What would you do in this scenario Me: Solved!
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JWTs work like this: stateless token, server forgets you exist. Sessions work like this: server remembers everything about you. JWTs scale beautifully until you need to revoke one. Sessions are simple until you need ten servers. Which security model would you actually trust with your bank account?
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Therapist: What would you do in this scenario Me: Solved!
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JWTs work like this: stateless token, server forgets you exist. Sessions work like this: server remembers everything about you. JWTs scale beautifully until you need to revoke one. Sessions are simple until you need ten servers. Which security model would you actually trust with your bank account?
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what if GitHub deleted every repo that hadn't been updated in 3 years? half of us would lose projects we swear we are still working on! how many repos would you lose?
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Me And My Games & Memes Hold My Depressions
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Me And My Games & Memes Hold My Depressions
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As soon as I apply: “Hi, I think I missed a call from the hiring manager about an interview?” Recruiter: “We haven’t called you.” Me: “Ah… must’ve been future me.”
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Wait, let me discuss with my team first
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As soon as I apply: “Hi, I think I missed a call from the hiring manager about an interview?” Recruiter: “We haven’t called you.” Me: “Ah… must’ve been future me.”
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My mom couldn't find Google Chrome so I did this
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Wait, let me discuss with my team first
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Coding with AI: smart move or risky habit?
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OpenCode is at its peak right now. Weird and suspicious at the same time... how are they actually making money?
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