Meredith Pircher

The worst thing about New York is its pro-hot dog culture

The real reason I came back on this app is to share something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. And it’s that when I saw A Complete Unknown the only thing I could think about was that someone at some point had to explain to Kylie Jenner who Bob Dylan is

I should be able to tell my tv that I don’t smoke and never plan to so that way they can stop subjecting me to commercials with a woman talking about getting injections into her eyeball because she smoked. I don’t deserve this!!!

I haven’t been on this app in a long time but I have some very important things to say

Committing a hate crime against myself by going into Aritzia knowing full well I can neither afford nor fit in their clothes

The most disturbing part of reaching the point in life where my friends have started having kids is finding out that for some reason all the stores are calling onesies BODYSUITS???

With each passing year of my life, my ideal sock length goes up by an inch. One day I will be entirely dressed by one very long sock

Excited to spend my evening coexisting with every 13-17 year old within a 20 mile radius at the Ocean County Mall

I would die for her

Expert show direction and camera cutting delivering some incredible storytelling here lmao

Girl at the hair salon told me Renaissance didn’t really hit for her and then later revealed she’s a die-hard Sw*ft*e. That story again: a New York woman willingly revealed to complete stranger that she has No Taste

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary ^^^ ?? No besties I joined Twitter

They really said another year older another year closer to death

Me to my high school bowling coach years 2009-2013

One time I was in a bathroom and when I unhooked one side of my overalls, a single Oreo fell out of my front pouch pocket and rolled into the occupied stall next to me

Things we’ve heard being performed by the hibachi chef on the other side of the restaurant we’re at: -‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’ by John Denver -‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ by Baha Men -the words “happy birthday sexy boy” to the tune of Old MacDonald