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Replying to @EdwardGLuce
"They were careless people, the Trumps-they smashed up things & creatures & then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that held them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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My newest “buddy” up for adoption at the Golden Valley Humane Society. Asher, a 4 year old Carolina mix who is very friendly and knows his manners. Just no cats in the prospective house. Only been here a week..The volunteers love him too.
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Everyone's already got Quinn Hughes signing in New Jersey next summer. The brothers reunite, Jack and Luke and Quinn all on one blue line and one power play, and the Devils become a superteam overnight. I get it. It's the best storyline in hockey. But the more I look at it, the less I think it actually happens. I'll lay out why.
Start with last year. The Canucks and Devils reportedly touched base on a Hughes trade, and New Jersey never pushed it across the finish line. Their cap and a couple of no-trade/no-move contracts made it messy, and they let it go. My personal read is that Quinn wanted Jersey. When the team with both his brothers on it had the chance and passed, I think that stuck with him. Players remember who came for them and who didn't.
The bigger problem is money, and it's not close. The Devils are projected to have about $16.8M in cap space next season, and that's with only 16 roster spots filled. They still need to fill out the rest of the lineup with that same money. Quinn hits UFA as a Norris-caliber defenseman, and his max next summer is roughly $22.7M a year. Jersey can't even fit the max, let alone build a roster around it.
So what would it actually take? Quinn would have to come in well under market just to fit, and even then there'd be almost nothing left for depth. That means a hometown discount on the biggest contract of his career, which also sets the market for every elite defenseman after him. Guys don't do that, and their agents definitely don't let them. A small discount is possible. The discount Jersey needs isn't happening.
Meanwhile, look at what he already has in Minnesota. The Wild are first in the Central and #2 in the NHL's power rankings, and they're doing it while missing Faber, Gustavsson, both Folignos, and Spurgeon. That's a big chunk of their core on the shelf, and they're still near the top of the league. When those guys come back, this is a real Cup team. Why leave a contender to start over somewhere that can't afford you?
Then there's Brock Faber, and this is the part people sleep on. When he's healthy, Quinn isn't finding a better partner anywhere in the league. Faber can jump into the play and drive offense right alongside him, but he's also a legit shutdown defender. That combination lets Quinn take every risk he wants, because he knows Faber has the back end covered. Players love that kind of pairing, and you don't find it twice.
Put it all together. New Jersey passed on him once. They can't afford him without gutting the roster. And they can't offer him a better team or a better partner than what he has right now. The brothers thing is a great story, and I'd watch every second of it. But Quinn Hughes is staying in Minnesota.
Tell me I'm wrong
@minnesotawild
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No, I'm saying that your attempt to ignore years of Trump and the GOP repeatedly attacking our constitutional order by creating some fantasy of what you assert Democrats will do three years from now is a dishonest and partisan argument - and you, of course, know it.
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Mike Rogers’ record on LGBTQ+ rights is repulsive. He has no business representing Michiganders.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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If it comes from the White House, it’s an official act; otherwise, it is just sparkling crime.
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Political Consultant: Voters believe the GOP is the Party of the Epstein Files.
Donald Trump: I believe Amy Acton's Child-Rapist-Loving Mother.
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Hanging out with “Bear” at the GV Humane Society. He’s 11 and waiting for a new home. Very family friendly boy.
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Replying to @PeteHegseth @WhiteHouse
This is why the haters are so angry at you - You and Trump combined:
12 kids
6 successful marriages
2 years together in the Oval Office
A truth bomb they cannot deny
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Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.
Kristi Noem announces the opening of dog hunting season in South Dakota!
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field!
Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids.
As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.



























