Just deployed, for perhaps the first time in my life, a “What do you want me to say” to auto-end a situation where I clearly knew I was wrong. Feels profoundly bad and mean and dismissive. Don draper was a monster .

When that guy was in the tiger exhibit why didn’t anyone just go Pspspsps

Does anyone know if theres any websites that have anything on them besides sex tips from people who were quarantined in high school

Doing this at hatsune Miku’s hologram

Just had the craziest Runner’s High Flashback… haven’t even gone on a run in 10 years.

It’s sooooo random that at lunchtime there’s still 5 hours left in the workday… And it’s starting to feel like a pattern.

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

Wasian girl: Um should I like dye my hair Milk Tea white girls: Ummm.. ? Me (professional translator between wasians and white girls): It’s like old money bronde color-matched for a True summer . White girls: Ohhhhhh

Poem about doing nothing in your rental apartment. bunnyrabbit.substack.com/p/l…

daily affirmations: worrying will not change anything, punishing myself will not change anything, Annihilating my entire family and then myself will not change anything.

Shifting into Observational Humor. Hey man. I’ve observed that you no longer take interest or pleasure in your day-to-day activities and your baseline mood has drastically dropped, with these symptoms persisting for a duration greater than three months.

no one else is really listening to her a little extra today, but us The Beach Boys fans are.