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jared@miserableflopJun 6

wait let me fix my glasses!

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@mazzypopstar19h

she was so happy to drop the best album of all time and then disappear forever

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jared@miserableflop2h

hungover and overstimulated at a packed diner sos

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cris die@criisdie15h

I cant

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saniyahuh?@s444niyaOct 30

does anyone know roughly how much longer

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frick@gofrickurselfOct 30

I want a full body MRI for Christmas

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kaia@onherleftOct 30

i love halloweekend #DrinkingOnPrescriptionMedications

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healthy entity@dealtinsilverOct 29

White people when you turn on LCD Soundsystem

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‎ً@annkuinasOct 30

me walking to my seat for dune double feature

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vya@bluestarshadeOct 29

Hey can i join your already established friend group

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jared@miserableflop19h

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Hannah 🕷️🏠@spider_mansionOct 30

The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable

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Woody@jimmyneutronbmbOct 30

God I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean I have to have sex with like a ton of dudes

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tripplequestionmark.@14152651sS3xyOct 30

the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.

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alexa@alexamargorianOct 29

the oldest people in the world are at the bank performing the most elaborate transactions

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mandevil23backup@mandevil23editsOct 29

dune: part two and i’ll die on this hill

@HawkEmDownChrisOct 28

The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, The Godfather Part II, and The Empire Strikes Back aren’t available. What’s the greatest movie sequel of all time?

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jared@miserableflop23h

signed up for a HIIT class 20 minutes before and then at the begging of class the coach said “welcome to day 7 of hell week I hope you’re ready”. I was in fact not ready.

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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 29

dude, fuck it. let’s just be gay. Let’s just come out as gay and make this the best halloweekend of our lives

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DuneInfo@DuneInfoOct 29

#DunePartThree - IMAX 1.90:1 Trailer frame.

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jared@miserableflopOct 30

I’m not ready for my journey to come to an end

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Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib@muaddibstyleOct 29

If Dune came out today it would be called like A House of Spice and Sand

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