missbritt

Talk. To. Your. Kids #onoursleeves

Sometimes I feel like I'm losing my best friend.

I can't believe this has to be said but: committing hate crimes against American Jewish people is not the stance against genocide that you think it is. FFS

My kingdom for a Bold Glamour filter on Zoom.

I do not listen to Prince covers since he died. Period. My husband tricked me into listening to @DollyParton's Purple Rain. God damn. Chills. For just a moment, she brought him back to life in a beautiful, healing way. I should have known if anyone could, it's her.

Hot take: I'd rather have the option to pay for good wifi than be limited to shitty free wifi. WHY CAN'T I WORK FASTER WHILE HURDLING OVER THE OCEAN IN A TIN CAN?

A coworker thanked me for my patience. I took a screenshot and am sending it to all my friends and family. It will probably be my Christmas letter this year.

This is the surprise cat in the houseboat I'm staying on in Amsterdam. 😮

I don't know if she's going to pass Chemistry, but Em made the roster for the Elite 8 round of Nationals for her college rugby team - about three months after stepping onto a pitch for the first time!!!

I'm on the 26th floor of a hotel and have been hearing wind chimes all afternoon. Am I having a stroke?!

Guys, if Emma asks, I wasn't here.

Dude complaining that TSA Pre-check is no longer elite enough, I assure you, "everyone" does not have it. I'm a bougie fucking traveler, but I still recognize it is a PRIVILEGE not afforded to all, or even most.

Is it just me and the people I know or does everyone stop aging from like 30 to 40 and then BOOM you catch up overnight?

I've been begging Emma for months to send me pictures of her new life at college and she finally posted one online so now I know she can do a keg stand.

It's been so nice visiting my daughter at college and finding out what I've bought her over the last couple months.

My kid tweets like she's sending national secrets behind enemy lines.

O.M.G. I just saw Moulin Rouge touring show and it was mind blowing. I can't imagine a better start to the season, #PittsburghCLO. Christian was a reason to keep the program, a star rising for sure. 🌠

The worst thing about my daughter being away at college is having to watch Sex Education and cry alone.

Do you have to celebrate National Daughter's Day if your daughter doesn't pay attention to you on social media?

Jane Lynch is a national treasure.