The kiddo is officially done with remote kindergarten and about to go in-person after spring break. Thank you @VancityReynolds & @DRYSoda because without the both of you I'd have never survived listening to a band of crazed five and six year olds every day.

I've been blocked for three days from @Facebook for stating that a users banner looked Hitler-esque (a painted pose of Trump). I didn't insult anyone. I just stated the obvious. And yet antisemitic jerks are allowed to stay. Just brilliant.

WTF @UPS New Mexico?! The truck has been in my tiny town all day and in spots for hours. I'm still waiting for my food delivery so I can make dinner and avoid a pissy 5 year old. The election is, apparently, not the only thing taking longer than it should.

Well, I've been muted on FB for having the gall to use the word buffoon in reference to guy attacking me and for later defending myself in an argument with someone calling me a feminazi for saying that women don't owe men smiles. Ever. #fragilemaleego #fuckfacebook

We're starting to wonder if @alexa99 has a deal with Bob Dylan. None of us care for his voice so every time he comes up we say "Echo, don't play this song". Apparently she's offended and immediately starts playing a Disney music station. Nooo! Bad Alexa! Bad!

Hey, @netflix, I got these suggestions and I'm a bit concerned. Is everything okay over there? You doin' alright? I know serial killer stuff is dark but suggesting The Office & Glee? Even Mulan & Friends are on that list. Whaa?

The @alexa99 on my Echo Show listens as well as my four year old. Ask for it to play "My Soundtrack" and I'm given @iHeartRadio kids channels. No. So no. I just want my @amazonmusic feed. At least I can send my four year old to go sit down and gather his brain a bit. Damn it.

What gives, @PrimeVideo? Was watching/listening to New Detectives and suddenly, mid-episode the entire show is behind a pay-wall. Dude. Give some warnings, eh?

Words of wisdom from my four year old after he watched Civil War this weekend: "Don't be like Iron Man; he flies and makes bad decisions." #ChildsWordsOfWisdom #CivilWar #IronMan #NotEntirelyWrong #TeamCaptainAmerica #MyChildSaidWhat

Well, this is awkward. I keep forgetting that I actually have an account. Oops. Anyway, busy working on site & social media for Los Alamos Pride Week. So yay for that! Come see us. LosAlamosPride.org #prideweek #losalamos #lovewins

Teaching your child about giving to those who have less or who are in need is truly the gift that keeps on giving. #givegood

#NewProfilePic because... Well... He's my wonderful bug.

Hey, @thegrandtour Is it true that every time someone says "Tested at the Nurburgring" @MrJamesMay gets a white hair?

Couldn't she have at least waited until the votes were done being counted? She won the popular, damn it!

Got home to find @blueapron box at my door. One I had skipped. 2nd time. Missed the billing. I am so very done with Blue Apron.

@dps_pio_cecil Worlds worst PIO. No one this crass, ignorant, and rude should have the position. You & AST need to apologize to Ken Walton.

The Andros has offensive non-lethal weapon fittings & those could have been used without counter-charging. #DallasPoliceShootings #WTFMedia

I know it doesn't really matter but if the make & model were unknown then why is the media saying MARCbot? #DallasPoliceShootings #WTFMedia

The shooter/s is/are no more a part of #BlackLivesMatter than Westboro is Christian. Opportunistic assholes is more like it. No more death.

One of my heros. If only we could all take down the world with such brilliant satire. xitter.cf/EddieMcClintock/status…