Dan's Cousin. Cubs, Longhorns, Cowboys*. If I see you with an upside down hat it’s hands on sight. Hold the DIII record for most missed FGs in a career.
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Don't let the @Cubs win tonight. (Kevin Millar voice)
Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey retweeted
Yea he may have some down sides but yall can genuinely stfu when it comes down to it, mfer wins big games!
Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey retweeted
Cody Campbell didn’t mince words when talking about our matchup with Cincinnati for this upcoming season 👀
In the Texas Tech documentary, Campbell mentions how we haven’t forgotten about what Cincinnati did with Brendan Sorsby and the gambling saga.
He states, “When we’re up by 40 and still throwing the ball in the quarter… that’s where the retribution will come.”
This should be fun 👀🍿
Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey retweeted
You a-holes almost made Kalani cry?
Dude isn’t even my coach and I’d run through walls for Kalani Sitake.
Nine years ago, Kalani Sitake was brought nearly to tears when almost no fans showed up for his weekly football show amidst a seven-game losing streak.
Now, BYU football is No. 2 in the country. What a story.
(h/t @BYUAllBlue, @olyjake3)
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Kalani isn’t crying because no fans showed up for his weekly show. He’s crying because the audience that attended that night was his family, close friends, and his own players. It states this directly in this video itself.
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Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey retweeted
BREAKING: With that loss to BYU, Notre Dame clinches a spot in the College Football Playoff.
Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey retweeted
Arch had the ball with a chance to go and win the game 2 weeks in a row
And 2 weeks in a row Arch shit the bed when it mattered most
