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@mitchelljfowler

stay in your crease cunt

 Australia
Joined February 2011
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Brandon Aiyuk on Friday
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The Jets were down 4-0 with 2:40 left They tied the game with 31 seconds to go & then won in OT UNBELIEVABLE
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PTI celebrates its 25th anniversary Thursday at 5pm ET on ESPN, followed by its regular show at the regular time of 5:30pm ET. A legendary run. Happy anniversary, gentlemen.
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Shepmates@shepmatesOct 14
“THEY’RE BOTH ON A NINE!” - hands down still our favourite video of all time 😆 doesn’t get old #darts #pdc #vangerwenvsmith #shepmates
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Marvin Harrison getting traded to an ‘unnamed’ team
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NFL Stats
@NFL_StatsOct 6
#Eagles record… With Lane Johnson: 122-63-1 Without: 18-29
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@FOXNRLSep 27
How much it means to Matty ❤️💙 #NRLPanthersKnights
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.@NFL per this ruling, I'd like the league to review all 169 of my interceptions. My intent was clearly to throw to MY receiver. Please advise.
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@NFLonFOXSep 13
.@MikePereira breaks down why the Saints touchdown was overturned 📺: FOX
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Tyler Owens. Play of the day.
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Nas Is Like #Nas
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Pusha T on Brambleton (Prod. by Pharrell Williams)
🤝 Paid partnership
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@Kalshi_MusicSep 3
Pusha T and Pharrell have a new album in the works
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Tim Curry had probably the single funniest line-reading ever, from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
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@vibetogabsAug 19
Regulate - Warren G feat. Nate Dogg (1994)
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Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end. You had to be there. And now it’s over.
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Angel Reese inventing new basketball moves 🔥
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This is indeed so. And I wouldn't do it any differently today .
Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) profile pictureJayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@Jayfuz1 Sep 2020
Today I learnt: For the Sci-Fi Horror film 'Event Horizon' Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replacedwith the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.
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The World Cup Round of 16 by confederation UEFA 🇪🇸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹🇧🇪🇳🇴🇨🇭 CONMEBOL 🇧🇷🇦🇷🇨🇴🇵🇾 CONCACAF 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦 CAF 🇲🇦🇪🇬 AFC and OFC None
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Replying to @GoodmanHoops
99% of the people who saw both will pick MJ. And it's not because of "nostalgia" . It's because the guy played 10 fewer full seasons and still had more Rings, MVPs, FMVPs, better per-game stats, better clutch metrics, better overall team success, while playing the better overall playoff competition. MJ hit a stretch of invincibility and we saw it with our own eyes. LeBron while still great, simply played longer. It's that simple.
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If you missed it, this is a terrific behind-the-scenes look at how NBA teams evaluate draft prospects and zero in on a specific player (in this case Keaton Wagler, who went No. 5 to the Clippers):
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