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Booked comedy clubs, produced comedy festivals, managed comedians, coordinated, executive assisted and worked as somebody's bitch for a year.

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Joined January 2009
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I blame everything on fake eyelashes
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BREAKING: Will.i.am just dropped a new track titled "Yes She Can"—and yes, “She” is Kamala Harris. This is the anthem America needs to hear right now.
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We’re actually running the math on how much time we’ll be able to sit in the bathroom without causing too much panic. Now add that to the BRB after we do the dishes and you get the full 30 minutes we need to survive!
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Listen to that roar at the very end. Best atmosphere in baseball.
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Social media Chiropractors be like
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Best Buy has selected a new Geek Squad member 🙏
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Anyone else find it odd that we’ve never seen Mitch McConnell and the Herring King in the same room together?!
Off Taiwan's coast, divers found a "Doomsday fish" — a giant Herring king associated with earthquake predictions. Its size and shape resembling a sea serpent, locals consider it an ominous sign in Japanese mythology
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I feel like more people would care if Wagner was some dude on @VanderpumpRules
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These are the books I read in 2022 with some of my favorites listed in bold….
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Wow! It's snowing in Arizona....on Twitter!
I grew up watching Evening @ The Improv which is why I’m in this business today! And I was so lucky to see Budd every day when I booked the Hollywood Improv & he not only knew my name, but said it with such joy like he was bringing up one of his favorite comics! Love you Bud!
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The climb is never easy. You must have the courage stand tall and stand back up after each fall. And do it with dignity and grace. teapaw.org/OGBTC/status/158432093…
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I'd fire him just for making this comment! Blames the team for "sputtering" and then says this?! And I didn't even have money on the game! "If I had (to do) it over, I wouldn’t make the call.” 'Huskers' Frost on failed onside kick: 'It's on me' espn.com/college-football/st…
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Somebody pls check on bro 😭 (via daniel_r8s/IG)
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You can go to school and spend years trying to learn about great marketing. Or you can spend a few minutes watching Steve Jobs - all marketers should listen:
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