Mike K retweeted
Breaking: Christian Ponder Limited In Practice By Christian Ponder onion.com/18X8iPV
Aww man 'Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge Kovala' was our boy name!!!! #BackToTheDrawingBoard @kaleekovala
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"He just wants to see boys Linus's" -knocks self out with coconut - Buster Bluth #ripeforparody
Mike K retweeted
Scanners report they're luring the man of eastern European descent out of the boat by offering him a very expensive velour track suit
Mike K retweeted
Get this man a TIE fighter, STAT! @pattonoswalt’s Pawnee filibuster is incredible: youtu.be/5BBhNkywMJY #StarWars
@Uronlyhope4 so if you haven't listened to it yet PFTompkins Cake Boss this week was marvelous youtube.com/watch?v=DJDRaAWR… #PartyOnGirth
According to @kaleekovala this morning my face is blotchy, hair poofy, teeth stained, and breath like "an old man" #ConfidenceIsKey
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Just got off the elevator with the SDSU Jackrabbit team they just won their conference! #NCAATourneyBound #Women #ShortestOneWasMe
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So many hacked tweeps... unless everyone is turning into corporate zombies back home? #worktrip #someonetweetmesomethingnormalplease
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@Uronlyhope4 do you realize there is a movie called "Snitch" staring Dwayne Johnson #DidYouWriteIt #SomeoneGetsStichesImSure