Guards/Pens/Cavs/Kyle Busch 🕊️/Hocevar/Zilisch fan. Currently a Volunteer. Guilty of ManzLauter. Live life Rowdy 1️⃣8️⃣💛 Guards in all 30 parks progress: 5/30

Knoxville, TN
Joined July 2022
Investigate the refs of the Tennessee-South Carolina game and tell me that shit was fair Fuck the SEC go vols
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Only thing “flawed” is that hairline #yikes
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
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My sports fan hot take is that I enjoy Pat McAfee on College Gameday *when he doesn’t go overboard with a bit* Should ESPN be bending over backwards for this guy and putting him on every show? God no. But I do like him on Gameday most of the time
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The day the Cavs organization became unserious was the day they traded for James Harden I don’t care about money or salary caps or anything, you’ll never convince me that was a good idea from purely a basketball standpoint
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Cavs typical insane collapse can’t hurt me tonight because I chose to watch hockey instead, saw my team win, and had a great time
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1. Watching the Cavs belt this Sixers team is fun 2. LeBron in a Sixers uniform disgusts me and it just looks wrong. You cannot tell me that move didn’t damage his legacy at least a little bit
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WE LIVE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE LETS GOO
‘STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT 3’ is in the works. Respawn and DICE are teaming up to develop the game. (Source: variety.com/2026/digital/new…)
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It really hits you at this time of year how long the drought is, and I’m not even old enough to really complain about it After the lockout and whatever changes to the sport. I just want the org to have some urgency to end the drought. This fan base and city deserves it
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I’m just scrolling the timeline and seeing some of the stupidest Stephen Vogt takes He didn’t manage every game of the playoffs perfectly, but what was he supposed to do with a pitching staff that had 1.5 good starters and 3ish trustworthy bullpen arms? Can we be reasonable?
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How are we in 2026 with partially robot umpires and a laser strike zone and we’re still relying on some idiot with his thumb in his ass down the third base line to get this call right
Richie Palacios swung. Rays have been bailed out by multiple missed check swing calls this series.
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To Rays fans accusing me of crying, I’m really not, the better team won the game and the series. I merely think we need a better system to make this call. The current way is outdated and silly now that ABS is a thing
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Last thought before I go to bed, I want Tom Hamilton to see and call a championship more than I want it for myself Bob Uecker never got to see one for Milwaukee, and now they seem poised to win one just after his passing It would hurt me forever if Hammy never saw one either
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There will be plenty of time for analysis in the offseason (and lockout) but for now, I’m very proud of this batch of Guardians There’s something to build on here that can continue to compete for years to come, if supplemented with the right pieces A successful season for sure
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Fake comeback gimmick late in a playoff game that the Guardians have no right winning
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It’s just now dawning on me that this might be the last time I see my team play for over a year and I really don’t want that This is sad
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I believe this is what going out sorry looks like guys
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Most egregious missed check swing I’ve seen all year leads to a 2 run bloop single See yall in 2028
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Someone explain to me how Vogt wouldn’t throw Festa up by 6 runs in the ALDS and insisted on CADE SMITH instead, but he’s warming up in the second inning of Game 6 of the ALCS 😭
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Shawn Armstrong out of completely nowhere during the 2026 playoffs
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