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mlzu

@mlzumerdas

i found the safest place to keep all our old mistakes, every dot com’s refreshing for a journal update

 gotham city
Joined January 2024
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resumo da minha vida:
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oi pq q tão curtindo essa porra
mlzu (@mlzumerdas) profile picturemlzu@mlzumerdas14h
acho q sou a pessoa mais sentimental do mundo e eu devia ser sacrificada como um cachorro velho doente q está sofrendo
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oi então oq quer dizer quando vc está praticando atos não muito bons a saúde e sua pressão cai muito e vc acorda 5 segundos depois com vc convulsionando em cima da pia e depois tá tudo ok
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every halloween being a reminder that everybody has a far more robust and active social life than i do
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look at our women dawg we're never scaping the patriarchy
République (@republiqueBRA) profile pictureRépublique
@republiqueBRAOct 31
🫰🏻 📸 Em livrarias, Kim Kataguiri encontra apoiadoras de Renan Santos com chaveiros kawaii do líder da Missão.
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off quando eu era criança e via essas aberturas de mulheres deliciosas seminuas dançando eu ficava com vontade de fazer xixi
Viih maldita da Silva (@viihmaldita2) profile pictureViih maldita da Silva@viihmaldita2Oct 31
Replying to @hwangfeli
Isso porque não viram a TV Globo, o maior canal de televisão do Brasil, durante o carnaval, exibiam isso 24 horas por dia nos intervalos comerciais.
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November mood
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Kaio@kaio__silvNov 1
Eu no futuro olhando pro meu diploma sabendo q meu sonho era fazer bosta nenhuma e ter dinheiro infinito
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i should kill myself *sleeps* i should kill myself *sleeps* i should kill myself *sleeps* i should kill myself *sleeps* i should kill myself *sleeps* i should kill myself *sleeps* i should kill myse
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when you're a big dreamer but lazy as fuck
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lacri@lacrisunNov 1
refrigerant r134a (@raccoonoffender) profile picturerefrigerant r134a@raccoonoffenderOct 31
My vibe-coded nephew just costume mogged me with his abstracted Jax fit and outed me as sub-5 wobblemeat in front of my entire polycule. Fuck my life.
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َ@shannonIynch19h
sometimes i still can’t believe this actually happened
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eu flerto sim faço piada sexual sim tenho tesao sim mas nao tenho o menor interesse em fazer sexo
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the urge to fuck a woman and the urge to fuck a man are two very different feelings and not enough bisexuals talk about it
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calor 3@buribuncoNov 1
esses testes nunca dão certo comigo porque eu sempre respondo tudo assim:
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calor 3 (@buribunco) profile picturecalor 3@buribuncoNov 1
bad news, folks
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oz@ezoradiohead19h
na minha cabeça eu fico assim fumando no rolê
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Linaly@Linaxlyp20h
my undiagnosed moodboard
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Image from Linaly (@Linaxlyp)
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My@guiltyasmy22h
sim, eu postei “gray november I’ve been down since july”nos stories, sim eu sou genérica e básica e sim eu quero muita pica
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so queria ser magra
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is this about the blue haired girl whose picture you keep in your wallet?
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zayden
@pemilo123Nov 1
The neurodivergent experience of feeling like I was mentally older than my peers as a child and now feeling mentally younger as an adult
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