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Vote for me to win this show so I can eat a carb.
When it feels like the whole world is on fire, just look to @TimJDillon. #TournamentOfLaughs
It is the 4th so I will drop a relevant quote from my favorite President. “Every reform movement has a lunatic fringe”-Theodore Roosevelt
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Dear @Pornhub
I know its late.
I know you're weary.
My special comes out tmrw on Vimeo but was also supposed to be on Amazon and iTunes who keep giving "We are experiencing delays due to..." messages.
How can we release this for free on your platform if they don't hurry up?
Have contacted @AmericanAir multiple times about my airfare that I had to cancel because of corona virus and they still have not responded. – at Portsmouth, NH
My favorite @whiteclaw flavor is #NaturalLime but really it is Mango. What's yours? #WhiteClawFlavors – at Portsmouth, NH
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Just watched @rickygervais opening for some dumb award show. Not only did he kill it, but if you watch the stars in the audience to see who laughs or doesn't, you can tell who the douchebags really are. #MostAre #GoldenGlobes
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✅ Veteran
✅ Woman
✅ Minority
✅ Lifelong Dem
✅ Crossover appeal to Independents, Libertarians, Republicans
The Dem Establishment shld be excited about my candidacy. But they'd rather lose to Trump than win with me, cuz they can’t control me & that scares the hell out of them
Take the 80s classic Over The Top, Now think what it would be like in a future/space setting= The Mandalorian. #StarWars #BabyYoda #TheMandalorian – at Portsmouth, NH
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28 years ago today, MJ trolled Mutombo by shooting with his eyes closed 😅
(via @NBATV)
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Mike Trout's Age 20 through Age 27 seasons: 280 homers, 883 runs, 1.009 OPS, Adjusted OPS+ of 179.
Hank Aaron's Age 20 through Age 27 seasons: 253 homers, 829 runs, .935 OPS, Adjusted OPS+ of 153.
I’ve done and experienced a lot of things in life good and bad. This is the first time I’ve experienced a divorce party. Not sure if that is good or bad. – at Dover, NH
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Fans are pushing to #BoycottBlizzard after the company banned a pro Hearthstone player who declared his support for Hong Kong’s liberation movement. bit.ly/2LZTys4
