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Billionaires deserve to lose all their wealth because not a single one has an ounce of creativity. They hoard their wealth or spend it on cliché shit.
I present a short list of insane shit I would do as a billionaire:
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So you liked my tweet about my boyfriend and his meatloaf. Excellent. Now may I interest you in my magazine, @cozy_zine? It's fun and we have non-meatloaf related recipes and crafts all on cozyzine.com.
ALT The cover of COZY Summer 2022. The cover features the ocean, a cliff, and a lighthouse.
Everything Everywhere All at Once is the best movie I've seen this year and quite possibly the best movie I've seen in recent memory. I recommend you stream it or go to see it when/if it comes back to theaters with every fiber of my being.
It and Top Gun: Maverick are also not only great movies, but also not produced by companies who are determined to shit out high quantities of content. They were made with passion and designed simply to be good. Please watch however you can.
#TopGun #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce
If you want to get me a present for my birthday, ask for my PayPal and send me four bucks or something so I can buy gummy worms and probably something else stupid. I was gonna pretend to want something fun or cool but I am an honest salesman.
