ALT Elon Musk in the leather jacket, tight jeans and bubble perm of Knight Rider’s David Hasselhoff’s Michael Knight. His “iconic” K for Knight belt buckle which I just found out about is now an M for Musk and also for Mockeree. His hands-on-hips pose is… louche? Is that the right word? I dunno. I’m not going to think about it any more. I’ve already spent a couple of hours on this ten-minute quickie.

ALT The poster for the 1985 film version of ‘Brewster’s Millions’, but now it’s ‘Fraudster’s Millions’, with a yellow-suited, eyebrow-cocked Farage in the Richard Pryor role, sticking up out of an infinite pile of money, tossing notes with one hand and clutching a pint glass with the other. Above him, lying across the bed of dollar bills where John Candy used to be, is Count Binface, arms folded. He was robbed! Among the credits are Christopher Harbourne, George Cottrell and Fiona Cottrell. The tagline now reads “You don’t have to be corrupt to accept 5 million pounds in gifts. But it helps.”

ALT The poster for the film ‘Brewster’s Millions’, but now it’s ‘Fraudster’s Millions’, with a yellow-suited, eyebrow-cocked Farage in the Richard Pryor role, sticking up out of an infinite pile of money, tossing notes with one hand and clutching a pint glass with the other. Above him, lying across the bed of dollar bills where John Candy used to be, is Count Binface, arms folded. He was robbed! Among the credits are Christopher Harbourne, George Cottrell and Fiona Cottrell. The tagline now reads “You don’t have to be corrupt to accept 5 million pounds in gifts. But it helps.”

ALT The photo from Trump’s first presidency where he altered a map showing the course of a hurricane with a Sharpie, but now it’s the score from the USA’s World Cup loss to Belgium which has been amended to USA 100-0 Belgium

ALT The Great American State Fair Total Landscaping, a shuttered garage door in the front of an unremarkable suburban industrial unit, the name on a sign on a gantry above, with Rudi Giuliani behind a lectern addressing an empty car park

ALT Donald Trump as the terrible loser reading out the verdict in the infamous ‘Come Dine With Me’ scene, in which I hope nobody notices I’ve photoshopped E. Jean Carroll’s head onto the wrong contestant.

ALT Trump on his hands and knees behind a big coiled turd on the Oval Office carpet, his face upturned, brown smears glistening around his proud smirk. It’s a metaphor for his war with Iran, you see.

ALT The facade of the Kennedy Center, partly hidden by the tarpaulin that was put up to conceal the removal of Trump’s name, with just the last few letters of “…Performing Arts” visible near the top. At the bottom, the tiny figure of Trump is pushing aside the curtain to peep behind it.

ALT The south portico of the White House (the semicircular bit with the columns), seen looking up at an imposing angle from ground level, now with bars in all the windows, loops of razor wire atop all the balustrades, and a thick, dull grey concrete wall in front displaying the sign “Department of Corrections Central Detention Facility”, all behind a big chain-link metal prison fence topped with more coils of razor wire.

ALT The famous photo from the White House Correspondents Dinner with Melania and Trump seated behind a table and some other guy behind them holding up a note. Melania and the other guy are looking up, shocked, while Trump has a sly little smile like he’s enjoying the warmth of a freshly filled nappy. The handwritten note held up by the other guy now says “Ed Balls”. I don’t know who he is and I can’t be arsed to look it up. Look, mate, this is a solemn occasion. Don’t make it all about you. This is Ed Balls Day.

ALT The Green Party candidate for the Gorton and Denton by-election, giving the winning speech from behind a lectern, is now a grinning Albert Steptoe. The characteristically gracious Reform candidate, slightly out of focus in the lineup of losing candidates at the back, is now a disgusted Harold Steptoe.

ALT The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor

ALT Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?

ALT The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’

ALT Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch

ALT The entrance to Jurassic Park, looming over a road through the jungle undergrowth, but the sign above the huge wooden gates now says “Jeffrey’s Island”. Approaching them with its back to us is a white golf cart driven by a fat blond man in a red baseball cap. The gates are closed.

ALT The corrugated metal garage door of an unprepossessing warehouse on a suburban industrial estate, bearing the logo of Trump-Kennedy Total Landscaping

ALT The The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.