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Looking at dir en grease photos before sleeping because I love them and miss them (& laughing at them too)
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when i was a boy granddad showed me a old pistol.he said grandson this gun ima use to kill aliens. i say granddad aint no aliens. he said i dont know. week later i woke up and he pointing it at me. pa put him in a home. now im grown and green goo comin out my face and i dont know
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You ever just look at someone and are like “yeah he’s a mine inspector alright”
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
I'm seeing a lot of people posting Peanuts comics recently, so here's one that I think isn't talked about enough.
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Things that lowkey fell off:
- girls doing facemasks and putting cucumbers on their eyes
-guys holding signs at airports with people’s names on them
-large crowds with one or two nuns in them









































