Near Modern Disaster / Mostly cards for people you want to make out with.
Jacksonville, FL
Joined May 2008
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Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!
If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️
#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
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Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
This is the straw that will break my back in 2020. Bless RGB for everything she was and stood for. Bless her for holding on as long as she could. I hope the "an election year" argument works for BOTH SIDES.
BREAKING: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who charted a course for women’s rights at the U.S. Supreme Court and became a legal, cultural and feminist icon, has died from complications from cancer. She was 87.
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Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
10 years ago we did this song with Stephen on Comedy Central but it never aired. Tonight we did it again youtu.be/T_qkVPZ8DJI
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
High five to the person at the Justice Dept who named this sting operation. 😘👌
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
This is correct. When people say "don't politicize this tragedy," they mean "forget that our hard work buying Congressmen & Senators is what made this possible."
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
if you’re feeling emotional and oversensitive, be sure to check yr period tracking app for a reminder that it’s nothing to do with pms and this is just your personality
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
i just launched a Kickstarter to publish my Dog Years story as a book. It'll be nice. Discounts for earlybirds ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/kay…
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
3 Days ago, a surgery was performed in Puerto Rico by heroic doctors using flashlights so they could see their subject. This is what President Trump calls his "10 on a scale from 1 to 10" recovery effort, while he plays golf in luxury resorts and US citizens fight for their lives
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
OK!! Ben Carson....I can't! Immigrants ? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! MUTHAFUKKA PLEASE!!!#dickheadedtom
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
"Good ideas start with a great cup of coffee".... Like this pin for example: a great idea from @moderndisaster
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
love the days when 90% of the cards sold in the shop contain salty language cc: @emilymcdowell_ @moderndisaster #faithinhumanity
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
Please RT. When big co's don't respond to lawyers, social media pressure is 1 of the only ways indies can stop them teapaw.org/emilymcdowell_/status/…
Shame on @francescas for stealing all these designs & more from indie artists & not responding to lawyers. Pls share
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
.@Zara's lawyers are literally saying I have no base because I'm an indie artist and they're a major corporation.
Sam Kramer / NMD retweeted
You know what? Sometimes it sucks to be an artist because companies like @zara consistently rip you off and deny it.
