ㅤ ☤; —————— 𝒎ohan , 𝒔amira ᅠᅠ⠀

you're scared !

bet . c'mon then .

🫩* left him in bed this morning to walk in to a school bus accident . no kids on the bus but the driver played monster trucks with traffic .

afraid you'd be non-stop zapped ?

what is this constant craving for french fries and a giant soda ?

my first victim !

( doesn't light up after reading her expression . ) oh . oh , no . you don't want it there ?

like the you ate bad sushi type or — ( gaze snaps to tabby's so fast she almost gives herself whiplash . blinking rapidly . )

does it involve bailing you out and somehow not involving sammy because i can almost guarantee he probably already knows , but i bet i could trigger some amnesia with a well-placed blow to the back of the head .

i consider myself a very patient and understanding person but there are some days where i wish men would have shock collars that we can zap them with when they're being insufferable .

. . . kill you for what ?

lobsters , baby . you and me and a lobster boat during the most scenic time of the year . i hope a cabin on a lake is okay , too ?

decorating the break room with a few halloween things between patients .

that's what i'm told . maybe i just need somebody to show me .

actually kinda less crazy in the ed today so my charts are beautiful and caught up on . is this what it's like to work outside of the pitt ?

so i think i went overboard at homegoods. . . . .