Now that you're back from church, take her to the edge of the dining table and spread her legs. If she complains and says to keep the sabbath day holy, listen to her and put her left breast in your mouth. Give it a gentle sensual touch and when you're both in the mood, enjoy yourselves then watch how you'll have a beautiful Sunday without too much talking. Sometimes, the secret to a peaceful Sunday isn't another sermon. It's a little romance after service. 💀