@moneychimp

Chartered Financial Douchebag. Beautiful father to three girls, one hairy. Chaotic neutral. Posts not advice. #FIRE #impact #ESG #AVFC

Joined June 2012
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Where does my Jack Russell stop? 99% of people can’t solve this simple puzzle 👀
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Never seen a suggested follow I didn’t despise on sight.
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Yeah I mean you, obvious arsehole that 17 OOMFs follow for inconceivable reasons #subtweet
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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is to remove a Portishead town drill top in the gym without the static electricity sucking your T-shirt off with it, rendering you topless.
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Declaring myself utterly indifferent to the attractiveness of Harry Kane’s Mrs, which is the normal amount of opinion for a stranger on the internet to harbour.
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Not Scout feigning disinterest in my dinner after climbing onto a stool specifically to view it from closer / a better angle
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Session A FTSIWTD
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Don’t mess with Scout when her hackles are up #xsbully
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Is there a more tedious, anachronistic thing than job snobbery? It’s always the type of phenomenally boring people that need to overidentify with their job because of their non existent personality.
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Incidentally I've never found much of a correlation between actually important things like humour, intelligence and kindness and the impressiveness of whatever random job people happen to do to pay their mortgage, but that's just me.
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Muting RB, life's too short to let abject cunts take up headspace.
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Scout refusing to fully commit to my lap 😠
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Chicken flavour crackers 🤯😍 Somebody should get a Nobel prize for this.
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There is no defending this. A two-tier tax allowance with relief for pensioners paid for by fiscal drag on working people. And before the boomer brigade starts foaming at the mouth: I'm not interested. The allowance should rise - or freeze - equally for everyone.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 25
🚨 NEW: John Healey will announce pensioners will be protected from paying income tax in the Budget The state pension will rise by £489 to £13,036 with the tax-free allowance rising to match
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Also if you’ve managed to accrue 35 years of NI credits and made zero private pension provision (in fact quite hard to do, even if you tried) why do you deserve a tax break?
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In practice I reckon this is going to reward primarily men who’ve avoided unemployment but somehow managed to also avoid decades of nudging to save for their own retirement. And workers are paying for it.
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Women are much more likely to have incomplete state pension entitlement btw. Logically they will benefit less from this weird new allowance, as their issue is more likely to be insufficient NI not a very small tax bill.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 25
🚨 NEW: John Healey will announce pensioners will be protected from paying income tax in the Budget The state pension will rise by £489 to £13,036 with the tax-free allowance rising to match
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Budget’s going to be generationally vomitous isn’t it
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 25
🚨 NEW: John Healey will announce pensioners will be protected from paying income tax in the Budget The state pension will rise by £489 to £13,036 with the tax-free allowance rising to match
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To fund these cowardly sops for ungrateful boomers, the asset rich and unproductive, your labour and enterprise will be taxed to hell. But you get the vague promise of a discussion, possibly, at some point, about EU membership. Now say thank you.
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If you had an apple and an orange to eat what order would you eat them in and why. Please answer quickly.
72%Apple then orange
24%Orange then apple
4%Eat them simultaneously
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I’m *this* confident in my masculinity
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