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Joined February 2009
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Shake N Bake doesn’t include baggies anymore, telling you to use a reusable container cuz “the environment”. Cheap fucks.
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Leaves steal about three golf balls a round but IDGAF I still have two boxes of two dozen Precept Laddies left. They’re vintage.
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I heard music over the woods last night, some kind of Halloween party. So at 8:42 I sang them the song of my people. The leafblower is the shred-metal of lawn care equipment.
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We still have a shitload of clocks to change. She has like 15 watches alone, and I change every one of them cuz OCD.
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Mamadani isn’t a better politician, he just has a larger percentage of immivaders to put him into office in NYC than El Sayed does in the whole state of MI.
I constantly see people equate El Sayed with Mamdani, but a HUGE difference is that Mamdani is very skilled and suiting up and giving “happy class president” energy, which is appealing to normies and conceals his radicalism, whereas El Sayed seems so bitter and resentful. Just a total vacuum of charisma.
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Update; it was a fat and juicy chicken.
Ingles fried chicken is a crap-shoot. Taste-wise it’s better than Popeye’s and KFC but not as good as Bojangles. However, they will fry some skinny-ass chickens though.
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Ingles fried chicken is a crap-shoot. Taste-wise it’s better than Popeye’s and KFC but not as good as Bojangles. However, they will fry some skinny-ass chickens though.
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He must live in the chair.
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Replying to @LarryMendteShow
@LarryMendteShow when we fall back it gets daylight earlier so no, Sliwa, you don’t wake up wondering why it’s still dark. The man is wrong like 95% of the time. Ridiculous. BTW - we tried permanent DST in the 70s and everybody hated it so we dumped it.
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I’m considering a grassroots campaign to get @jimmyfailla put on mornings and send Curtis to the 9-12am slot to talk to the weirdos. That’s his element anyway, no sense in wasting Faila’s comedic talent talking to criminals and schizos.
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It’s Taco Thursday and I am all for it because Old El Paso > Moe’s.
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"Conservatives had better understand what time it is. A stern lecture about civic responsibility will not stop a riot. Brilliant arguments about separation of powers will not restrain officials determined to bend the rules." theblaze.com/columns/opinion…
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Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job. @GovMikeHuckabee @SecRubio @davidamilstein @WhiteHouse
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Is this who you picture when you hear White male arrested?
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Left a flaming bag of dog poop on Vivek Ramaswamys porch but he just said thank you and ate it. #FailedPrank
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Oh no gay commie Jesus terminators incoming
JUST IN: AI executives are turning to religion to teach artificial intelligence right from wrong
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Tons of these little guys outside.
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Idk how to even caption this one. He’s I think mullet reviews on tik tok. So much wrong in this vid
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You can pray if you wish but praying and voting won’t get you out of communism. It takes action.
🚨 JUST IN: Left-wing Brazil Federal Deputy Duda Salabert announces a motion to SEIZE right-wing Flavio Bolsonaro's passport and throw him in PRISON after Lula's fraudulent victory THIS IS INSANE!! This entity now wants to go full tyrant mode and make sure Bolsonaro pays for standing up to socialists. SALABERT: "I have just requested the seizure of Flávio Bolsonaro's passport. The next step for this criminal is to try to flee Brazil to avoid facing the various inquiries in his name. He needs to be arrested soon. We cannot allow him to join his brother in the U.S. to plot against national sovereignty!" Minutes after the race was called, Salabert also posted: "We won! Now it's prison for Flavio Bolsonaro!" First they lock out pro-Bolsonaro precincts at PM while extending voting in Lula strongholds Then Lula vows to "regulate" social media in his victory speech And now Lula's allies are already moving to confiscate the opposition candidate's passport and jail him 😠 PRAY FOR FLAVIO 🙏🏻
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Creepy-ass moon tonite
Who out there moon posting rn gang?
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