While my owner was putting my dinner in my bowl, I climbed up on the table. Not because it’s forbidden, but solely to check whether it’s still forbidden.🐈 You can see that I didn't even touch her dinner. (I saw that I got a much tastier food than what she's going to eat.)😸

Today is a special day: National Black Cat Day.🐈‍⬛ Many people believe black cats bring bad luck but the truth is quite the opposite: they bring love and good luck, they are loyal, affectionate and grateful. Don’t let old beliefs or superstitions influence how you relate to them.

This is the ad I’m posting now: It’s well known that petting cats is just as effective as any kind of sedative and helps relieve stress. If you want to improve your mental well-being, come see me! In exchange for a little treat, you can pet me, and maybe I'll even purr for you.🐈

This pose is absolute comfort combined with maximum defensive reflexes. If anyone tried to wake me up now, they’d only be risking their own safety. I'm asleep but my senses are on alert and I can even hear my owner's thoughts about my dinner. I hope she serve it soon.🐈‍⬛

The clocks change tomorrow at dawn. My owner is very optimistic. She thinks she can sleep an hour more. However, my internal biological clock will be as precise as a Swiss watch, signaling the usual time. So, when it comes to my breakfast, I am not open to any negotiations.⏰🐈‍⬛

On this beautiful, sunny October day, I was walking lonely through the park. Suddenly I noticed a little girl sitting on a bench petting cats. I went over to her, sat down, and waited patiently, because a little love and attention are always worth the wait.🍂🧡🐈

I got a really delicious dinner, which I quickly devoured. Then I asked for a little more. And a little more. I must say that the introduction of the internationally recognized cat unit of measurement known as “a little more” is meeting with serious resistance in our house.🐈‍⬛

Another day where I am forced to confront my own perfection. Not everyone gets to share a roof with an autumn-colored beauty. So I told my owner that since she wouldn't find any autumn decorations prettier than me, she should spend the money set aside for them on treats instead.

I was resting here when suddenly a fly flew past me, which of course I had to catch. The execution of the jump was flawless, the hunt was successful. The unfortunate rearrangement of the houseplants was not intentional. My owner still wanted to put the full responsibility on me.

At 3:19 am, I sang my own composition "MEOOOW". My owner shouted at me. She didn’t criticize the performance’s quality but she revealed her own unpreparedness. She isn't yet culturally mature enough to accept this work of high-art value, typically performed between 2 and 5 am.🐈‍⬛

At dinnertime, my owner turned on the TV because she had to watch something. As if she had nothing else to do. As if she had no obligation. As if there wasn’t a hungry cat here. So, I think she’s deliberately starving me. I even had to beg for my second breakfast this morning.🐈

My owner brought a gift and said: if I’m good, I’ll get it in the morning. By then I might be dying of curiosity. Do you have any ideas on how I can get it tonight so that she still thinks I’m a good cat? I don’t consider the advice “be good and wait until morning” a solution.🐈‍⬛

My owner hit her rib so she lay down. I started meowing on a healing frequency but I remembered that doctors recommend exercise for many things. I went to the kitchen to make a mess. With a huge sigh she got up and walked towards me. I couldn’t believe the therapy worked so fast.

My owner claims to love animals. She adores them, no matter what kind. Since I’m kind, I brought her a little mouse that she can cuddle instead of me when I don’t want her to enter my aura. But as soon as I set it down on the rug, her boundless love for animals suddenly vanished.

My owner can’t see well. If she could see properly, she’d notice when my bowl is empty and also when I’ve been staring at her for at least three minutes which obviously means I want something. So, I concluded that her glasses were not working properly. I’ll try to fix them.👓🐈‍⬛

I stared at the long-unseen rain until dawn and got very hungry. I let my owner know, who didn’t jump out of bed right away. While I was waiting, I realized that patience is truly a beautiful virtue, but it has one tiny flaw. While you’re practicing it, you might starve to death.

In my owner's absence, I realized that her bed is much more comfortable when she’s not in it. I can rest much better here when I'm alone. From now on I consider it my own. She’ll surely try to oust me from my spot. So I expect a serious ownership dispute tonight.🐈‍⬛

I had a little disagreement with my owner. I think she believes furniture is just for decoration. But I’m here to actually use them. Sure, I have a scraper post but I love variety. The armchair, the mattress, the edge of the furniture — I see a little opportunity in everything.🐈‍⬛

I know you think I’m stealing right now. However, this is a very premature legal qualification on your part. Everyone should know that any food left unattended is a gift from the Universe to cats. And accepting a gift from the Universe is not stealing.🍤🐈

I can't make my owner happy. She finds fault with everything. I wanted to play with her at 4am, but she didn't want to. I agreed without a word, went out to the kitchen and started opening and slamming the kitchen cabinet doors. I wanted to prove to her that I could play alone.🐈