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I saw no women being assaulted. I saw no nose picking. I saw no ear wax eating. I heard no stories about men’s asses. I heard no strange burping noises, no slurring, no moaning.
And I heard no songs about homosexual hook ups at the local gym while an old fat man wearing makeup danced like he was wanking 2 giraffes.
I didn’t see or hear any of that during Barack Obama’s speeches today.
Just an adult speaking in complete sentences to an audience who appreciated every word.
It was nice.
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Lemme pick that up for him: Yes, yes it is. A vote for Rogers is a vote for the Trump agenda.
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Can Trump supporters define communism?
Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper's new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.
OSSOFF: If you’re late with your rent, the machinery of late fees and eviction is very efficient. But when you tell your landlord about the black mold in your daughter’s bedroom, nobody comes for four months. And then, when you’ve got to take her to the hospital for her asthma attack, you get a $3,000 bill for the ambulance.
Life was already hard enough before Donald Trump lied us into war, before his tariffs made everything more expensive, and before he doubled your health insurance premiums and slashed Medicaid.
It costs more today than ever before in American history to fill up your truck, to stock your fridge, to power your home, to go to the doctor.
Meanwhile, and you’ve seen it, the president and the first family line their pockets to the tune of billions of dollars.
The time has come to wield the power granted to us by our Constitution and rebuke this obscenity.
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Andy Beshear: I've got soybean farmers. 100% of them voted for Trump. They lost their first client in USAID. Linda McMahon canceled the farm-to-cafeteria program. Trump's tariff pushed China away. All of your farm machinery runs on diesel. And finally, a third of the world's fertilizer passes through the Strait of Hormuz. They are on the verge of declaring bankruptcy.
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In just 10 days, we have the power to change the course of American history right here in Pennsylvania.
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I can’t believe Abdul El-Sayed would accept a $400 million jet from the largest financial backer of the Muslim Brotherhood.
Oh, wait. That was Donald Trump.
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After her rally with @BarackObama, @amyactonoh told me she hopes President Trump and Vice President Vance will “look at the facts” of the abuse she says she endured as a child, as they have defended the attack ad made by GOP nominee Vivek Ramaswamy’s campaign.
Ramaswamy and Acton have never met in person. Asked what she would say to him, Acton said: “I really have no words for Mr. Ramaswamy. I think there is no low that he wouldn’t sink to.”
“He’s very clearly out of touch. He’s out for himself and his friends, and quite frankly, he’s a danger to my state.”
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Let’s put America first- vote @AbdulElSayed
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Trump boasted last night: Obama was in Michigan and the place was empty.
Empty?
Look at the crowd that showed up to see Obama in Detroit yesterday.
OH WAIT…
THIS IS JUST THE OVERFLOW ROOM — TRUMP SHIT HIS PANTS (see his rant in reply) 😆
More than 4,300 people turned out in Detroit — after Obama packed Cleveland’s roughly 10,000-seat Public Auditorium earlier in the day.
That’s Obama with Michigan candidates Jocelyn Benson and Abdul El-Sayed.
9 days…
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Congratulations to Big Oil on their very successful, record-profits presidency.
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"Our endorsement of Acton rests on more than Ramaswamy’s failure to meet a basic standard of decency. She has earned consideration on her own record, her preparation and her commitment to the people she seeks to serve."
Cleveland Plain Dealer reverses their decision to stay neutral and endorses @amyactonoh — a true leader and public servant.
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Honored to earn the endorsement of the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
This campaign has always been about putting Ohioans first, restoring decency to our politics, and fighting for a future where every family has the opportunity to get ahead.
I'm ready to get to work for you, Ohio.
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