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Emily

@monsterber

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 Minnesota
Joined April 2009
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it’s been real lynx fam. rly gonna miss this roster & this team they were supposed to win it all
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I need the Lynx to sweep the Mercury. Nothing personal, I just don't want them to experience joy or laughter anymore.
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THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD
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going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart
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I love baseball and I love these @Twins
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Byron Buxton when he enters the #MNTwins locker room after his stint on IR…
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Target Field gonna be empty over the next two months.
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Ideas to help the Twins get anybody to show up to Target Field the rest of the year: 1. Allow fans to bring their own booze. 2. They let a bunch of cute dogs run around the field during the game. 3. The video board plays 1991 Game 7 with the audio on. 4. TC goes fully nude.
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You know what, after witnessing the Red Panda incident, I just don’t need to see people this high in the air anymore
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families may have been divided but the world is united
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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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There should be more stories like Amadeus that are told entirely from the POV of a hater
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cheese curds fried in funnel cake batter. chicken-fried bacon fries. a cheeseburger that uses deep-fried PB&J uncrustables as buns. do you think God lives in heaven in fear of what the Minnesota State Fair has created
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Beep beep it’s the buck truck!
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I think it’s pretty cool how the league stole a championship from the Minnesota Lynx and in response they decided to never lose again.
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In my garden 💐🦌
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