Enjoy my privacy. If you need more info, DM me. Mostly on here to talk about tv I love, mom stuff and occasionally politics.
Texas, USA
Joined July 2014
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Don’t buy @Purple from a brick and mortar official vendor. If something happens to the mattress, @Purple says it’s the store’s problem and the store will say it’s Purple’s.
Buy directly from Purple or not at all.
#BuyerBeware # I get to sleep in a hole.
Yesterday was a 💩 day. My bff says I need to practice NoMo FOMO. She’s right.
I’m NOT missing out. I think this applies to anyone taking a step back to exam a work situation, relationship, friendship, etc. Your logical side has already decided that drama isn’t good for you.
On tonight’s episode of yelling into the void….
Simple human kindnesses are necessary to make society work.
If someone pronounces the name EVERYone else in their life correctly except you, they don’t respect you.
Let’s try this again…
On tonight’s episode of screaming into the void:
My former🤷♀️ bestie and I are in a fight over me wanting to be called my name. Annnnd that I’d like to have it pronounced correctly.
(My nephew could pronounce it correctly when he was less than 2yrs old.)
I hate when I think I’m posting something clever and when I look at it again, I’ve left out a crucial word. And now (because of Twitter karma🙄) it sounds p0rnographic.
On tonight’s episode of screaming into the void….
So we aren’t having spaghetti tonight because I’m allergic to gluten and my husband, a 45yo w/ a Masters, can’t figure out what zoodles are. The computer in his pocket was unhelpful apparently and as are Walmart employees.
Ppl are posting surprise animal visits in public places and think it’s soooo cute.
I had to leave a mall pet store that the kids really wanted to go to because my eye started swelling shut.
Some of us don’t want to spend life stoned on Benadryl
My Ghosties if you haven’t seen this already!!! @bodycourage is hilarious! @GhostsCBS
So I decided right now was the perfect time to finally get Covid. And I threw in Strep throat too cuz I’m just that EXTRA!
If you see this, can I get an honest opinion?
When venting about something, if you let a curse word slip out, this can’t be a cussing out, right? If I’m not cussing at you or about you, why would you be offended by a slip?
I get so tired of people who don’t understand that other people have different $$$ circumstances than them. If you are planning something for a group, please let ppl know how much their financial responsibility is ahead of time and with enough time to discreetly back out.
And now! More rando thoughts by me:
A tweet I responded to today reminded me of a brilliant grad seminar re: using books, movies, & tv shows in counseling to help the resistant patient open up. Sometimes it’s easier to talk about fictional characters than it is your own feelings.
Relationships are hard work. Right now there is a person in my life & we’re supposed to love each other unconditionally. This person would Boromir me in a heartbeat.
And Sam never screams @ Frodo “fine! let the ring turn you into Gollum; I’m going back to the Shire!”