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20 % of the crowd is loud. The other 80% is busy getting the real work done.

Ate Taco Bell, now my bung hole hurts. Not from the Taco Bell, but from the constant sodomy perpetrated by the bureaucracy. 🤦‍♂️🚀

Imagine living in a country that pays a billion dollars a week in interest on national debt. Oh wait.. trust @MarkJCarney the international banker to fix the problem they say. 🤡 #ohcanada The #BlueJays are doing a better job at uniting the country than our elected official.

Pretty wild that @RealCandaceO has done more due diligence to @charliekirk11 than the agency sworn “to protect the American people and uphold the Constitution of the United States.” @FBIDirectorKash, do better by the man who helped get you your job.

One of those oracle nights where the jays, leafs and raps all win on the same night. 💙💜

Globalization is a satanic perversion of power.

If Lars Ulrich showed us anything, it’s that you don’t have to be the most talented. You just have to work the hardest. Metallica is musically significant in history but without Lars grinding his arse off, they would have been overlooked. Like many. Don’t be many. Be the few 🫡

My happy place #NewProfilePic

Adults having casual conversations about coke use in public washrooms in front of children at wonderland is wild. What level of the simlulations even is this 😂