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Mo Polyak

@mopolyak

(she/her) we live in a time 🤷🏼‍♀️⁉️

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined April 2012
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PJ 🎱 ⭐️@DJOSOS_Jul 3
MECORE
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Anne Chovy
@AnneChovy2Apr 18
Bitches dont be named shit like Maureen anymore and that Is a problem
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I’ll be honest, the company I share my workspace with was setting up for a Halloween party that I didn’t know about and I kept eating their snacks until the party started and I then realized I ate all their party snacks. They were really good and im not sorry. Invite me.
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Drank a banana flavored soda at work, might fuck around and get into some monkey business
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The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.
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This is like when my grandpa was on the roof of his trailer home and all the neighbors called my dad like, “Tim, Don is on the roof!!!”
James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) profile pictureJames Urbaniak@JamesUrbaniak5 Aug 2025
It Follows (2014)
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(My grandpa’s name is also Donald)
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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last day of kieran at glengarry :(
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Met a short king this weekend at the Glengarry Glen Ross stage door
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The La croix mojito flavor tastes exactly like the toothpaste my child dentist would use
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They knew exactly what they were doing
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandle13 Jun 2025
First look at Zootopia’s new mayor in ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ In theaters on November 26.
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Thank god we live in the age where we can unsend text messages because I accidentally sent my boss a country mp3 I made about fucking a truck
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a plane’s butthole before?
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Caesar Flickerman. The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters November 20, 2026.
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Image from no context nathan (@NathanForYouOoC)
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Elf on the Shelf during the off season
corinne ☆ (@MIUCClAMUSE) profile picturecorinne ☆@MIUCClAMUSE6 May 2025
not even a debate…just wrong in every way possible 😭
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I’m eating a clear tub of potato salad in front of google calendar in my cubical and I feel like I look like a big dumb bitch
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I really wanna look up videos of people making egg salad RIGHT NOW but I just got a full time office job so I can’t???
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Nothing IS real 🎤 Bo Burnham: What on Netflix
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