Chess player

NYC
Joined July 2016
About to mog everyone with my new passport
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I’m dying my hair jet black on Saturday
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It’s so humiliating when a commercial makes you feel something
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Can we talk about this horrifying FINGER that pops up out of nowhere and starts wagging at the promote button in your face
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It’s a royal fork. But as for your swastika joke I’d call that cheap and tacky and ugly
What do we call this in chess?
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I wanna do a filibuster it sounds fun
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sydney ♛ retweeted
the ever-eloquent 3liza (rip an excellent twitter account) posted this recently which is concise and correct
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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sydney ♛ retweeted
Are the minions italian
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The way I really don’t give a fuck
tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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God I hate when people say this
I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
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I love Starbucks I really dgaf
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I love chess
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sydney ♛ retweeted
Holy crap @mornings0da just took some poor dude’s soul at the Marshall tonight.
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Beat my opp in 20 moves at the clerb last night. I believe e5, Qxd4, and Qg4 are mistakes so need to look at those later
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I’m not here to make friends
There arent even English words fitting for the shit I talk on chess dot com
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Before my weekly chess games, I like to hype myself up by playing party songs that mention “da club” and pretend they’re talking about the chess club. Like yes.. I am the baddest bitch in this club…..
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I Don’t Know Sorry
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Age-gap relationships can work perfectly fine. Same with salary gaps and social-butterfly gaps. But even the slightest wokeness-gap relationship is completely doomed
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In all honesty I mostly think social butterfly/homebody gap relationships are doomed too. But there’s a little more wiggle room
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She’s autistic and weird and maybe a liar? Ok tell me something I don’t know! I’ve already seen every Holmes interview on the internet. Objectively the film is a great character study but I don’t find her to be a subject worth exploring more
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I could beat anyone at any given party in any given city west of Hungary
be honest: are you good at chess?
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