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🦭 indonesian. backend/server developer. tweets reflect personal opinion/views

jakarta, indonesia
Joined September 2009
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Gila ini serangan cyber di mana-mana
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Dude it’s fucking over
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esspresso cappucino minuman fore kali mas
Gue pernah masuk St*rb*cks pakai gaya ngegembel aja muka ngantuk, kaos oblong polos, celana pendek, sandal jepit. Santai aja, yg penting ngopi biar seger mata. Pesan lha gue "Mbak, Esspresso Cappucino Ice,, satu ya." Mbak baristanya sempat melihat dari atas sampai bawah, lalu bertanya dngan senyum ragu. "Maaf, Mas. harganya Rp53 ribu, gak apa-apa?" "Lho, ya gak apa-apa, Mbak. Memangnya saya pesan pakai utang?" 🤣😂🤣🥺 Mbak, penampilan saya emang kyak mau beli es teh di warkop pinggir jalan, tapi saldo gue punya cita-cita jadi owner 1 cabang Starbucks. Jangan nilai dompet dari sandal jepitnya, Mbak! 😂 🤣 Coba jujur, kalian pernah nggak diremehkan gara2 penampilan atau outfit.?. Atau justru pernah salah sangka ngelihat penampilan orang?. Boleh spill Ceritain di kolom komentar!
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kita-kita para jelata saat ini
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si biru si orange si merah si ijo si kuning si air
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bisa pasang diparkiran ini
exabox preorder updated, will use 256x MI300X. Cost is only $5M now, $100k preorder, 2 left. 669 PFLOPS of compute, 49 TB of HBM3, 1.36 PB/s. 500 kW @ 480V. 100% ready to run, chiller included. Delivery Q3 2027.
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info.bsd.gadingserpong
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Your odds of being taken out by a private jet while leaving Walmart is very low. But not zero….
BREAKING: New footage captures the aircraft crash in Greenacres, Florida. Preliminary information suggests the aircraft that crashed is a business jet.
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jasa hosting opencode jasa hosting rex
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nah ini baru 5G gan. xlsmart ada saingannya skrg
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butuh survey versi indonya
Hi DevOps Engineers, do you have production database access from your laptops?
59%YES
41%NO
1,939 votes • Final results
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Startup engineering blog: "We chose PostgreSQL for its strict relational schema, type safety, and ACID guarantees." Their actual database schema in production:
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indo terms: makelar GPU
this is how finding GPUs goes 1. someone says they have GPUs 2. turns out they are a broker for some other guy 3. that guy doesn't have the GPUs either, they are waiting for a buyer so they can place an order 5. they don't even have the space yet, that is owned by some other guy who's upgrading it one of these guys is always named carl
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semua techbro yang suka network + biz should try this game
Replying to @affanzbasalamah
kok seru ya 🤣
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halloween party aku
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apa lagi iniiii
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MacBook Pro display with touch after 2 days 😭
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