James Morse

I can confirm a smile from my little girl without a trace of wind, something must of tickled her 😊. instagram.com/p/tuQ58iOtwR/

Finally got and skimmed our kitchen, and got the floor leveller down ! not bad for my first time… instagram.com/p/tp_24Put9c/

Dad n daughter selfie #notImpressed instagram.com/p/tgBryuOtxI/

Sometimes you just have to show her off. #beaut instagram.com/p/tgBYBAOtwd/

“@TheLadBible: TattooLAD teapaw.org/TheLadBible/status/452…” @DanPeregreen someone stole my idea ! #TeaLeaf #😮

“@MlNDBLOWINGS: Girls fart 3 times more than guys.” @Debbie031179

“@NoRapist Did you fall from heaven? Cause you were unconscious when I raped you.” Ha @JamieNige sounds like one of your chat up lines ;).

“@UberFacts: Men take double the amount of selfies women do.” @JamieNige think this is aimed at you son.

Don't know my own strength. #BruisedFinger #PlentyOfSwearing. instagram.com/p/jcWrfAOt0g/

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland, then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva.”

@Tiltman86 haha right! Can't believe this wasn't thought of sooner !

“@TheLadBible: GeniusLAD teapaw.org/TheLadBible/status/423…” @Tiltman86

“@DrLeahTotton: The early bird .....” May catch the worm. But the second mouse always gets the cheese !

All players, fans and managers feared fergie, now he's gone there is no fear in going out to play utd at their game.