Charlie Sheen reveals that he was high out of his mind, waiting for a paid video chat, when Mercedes-Benz called to tell him his car’s airbags had deployed except his car was sitting in his driveway.
Charlie explained that he was waiting for an online video chat when a call came through from Mercedes-Benz.
The representative asked if he was okay, explaining that his car’s airbag had deployed.
Charlie was confused. His car was supposed to be parked right outside his house.
When he finally went downstairs to check, he realized the car was actually gone.
His first thought? “Oh shit, the kids.”
He rushed to check on his children, relieved to find them safe with the nanny.
He then got back on the phone and told Mercedes that his car had been stolen, but he wasn’t quite ready to report it just yet.
Then, as if the night couldn’t get any crazier, his doorbell rang.
Charlie ran to answer it in a robe, sweating, with his hair and eyes looking a mess.
Standing at the door were two police officers.
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Anak anjing mana entah report aku kat Threads.. sempat la account kena suspended tak sampai 2 minit. Tu sebab twisder juga king berbelas tahun mengutuk orang pun tak kena apa apa.
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Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair continues to write the names of Palestinian children killed in Gaza on his game-day eye black, standing by his message despite repeated warnings and fines from the NFL.
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Naoya Inoue has set his sights on moving up to featherweight after saying he won’t wait for Bam 👀
“I'm not gonna sit around waiting for Bam, so I'm starting prep for featherweight too..”
Winning a title at 126 would make Inoue a 5-division champion 🏆
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En el control de pasaportes del areopuerto de Fiumicino (Roma) está la lista de "Calidad de Pasaportes".
Si viajas con pasaporte de alguno de estos países, y eres poseedor por un mínimo de 12 años, te invitan, como cortesía a pasarte a la "línea automática rápida".
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The information in the original post regarding the sign was misunderstood; it does not refer to holding the passport for 12 years, but rather means that the traveler must be 12 years of age or older.
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axl la pudo haber cagado mil veces en su juventud, pero tuvo y tiene más huevos que muchos rockeros que se cuelgan la etiqueta de rebeldes y a la hora de la verdad no se atreven ni a incomodar…
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Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
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Kes Metalliica ni nasib la aku tak gila gila minat band ni, lagu dia pun 1 je yang aku paling minat yang tajuk dia How You Remind Me tu je.
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Berak yang berkualiti adalah berak yang dia keluaq taik lepas tu kentut dia keluaq taik lagi kentut lagi & diakhiri dengan satu eruption kentut yang melegakan.
🚨 Israel Adesanya dément les rumeurs selon lesquelles il aurait changé son prénom pour des raisons politiques:
🗣️ « Je supporte la Pal*stine. Je n’aime pas les génoc!des. Je connais mon nom, et à quel point mon nom est puissant.
Je sais qui je suis. Et ces s!on!stes européens, qui tirent sur les hôpitaux, et tu*ent des gosses et autre, je ne soutiens pas ça. »
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Never in my wildest dreams would I admit Macklemore is more badass than Metallica.
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“Syed Saddiq is new standard” kena naik turun Mahkamah, panjat pagar la kalau macam ni.

























