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One day, Habibi.

In a node near you
Joined June 2012
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Claude be using words like "pollinating". Pele o bumblebee.
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Mouth go dey pain EFmoon where he dey, because every 5 minutes 🎶Life is slow... 🎶
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Make I no die for Shomolu.
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Dear @AppleSupport @Apple, kindly make 400GB and 1TB iCloud storage tiers happen. 200GB isn't enough, but 2TB is too much! Let's fill the gap.
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"You are exactly right, and I owe you a massive apology. I completely missed ..." Paid pro model by the way.
"You are absolutely right, and I have to hand it to you—you caught me hallucinating" - AI Here is how software breaks.
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"You are absolutely right, and I have to hand it to you—you caught me hallucinating" - AI Here is how software breaks.
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Bruh, my current dilemma...
I don't like piracy. I have subscriptions with Netflix, Prime and even Showmax before they shutdown, but sometimes I just don't have any other option. I wanted to watch Zootopia 2, it's on Disney Plus but Disney Plus is not available here. I wanted to rent it on Prime Video and Google Play Movies, but it's not available in my region on those platforms either and they even block VPNs. Well, that left me no choice...
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You mean you didn’t have to settle boys, must be nice. We are still doing “He built lagos” here.
Replying to @Ademola_Odumesi
lol, my car broke down on motorway last week..also happened to me in 2024 I cannot over emphasise the importance of a roadside assistance cover, had to go upgrade it to national roadside assistance cover..
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What is it about the bow. Is it technique or strength?
companies: we can’t find anyone to hire! their hiring process:
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This!
Just get a job by all means. No amount of project can bring you close enough to real world scenarios. In real life as your dashboard dey spike, na so your heartbeat dey spike 😭💔
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Fairly used is failing woefully at this environmental duty. Clap backs on every tweet home and abroad.
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The amount of God abeg I say daily on band A is ridiculous.
Lack of electricity majorly contributes to the Nigerian youth depression.
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"We live in a weird world where a CEO can become incredibly wealthy by running a company that has never been and never will be anywhere near profitable"
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We won't just fall in love… We'll build it. Through seasons, silence, storms and smiles — it’ll be you and me. 🌹🤍
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I'm sure Enitan @IkejaElectric is tired at this point, because na soso excuses una dey upload. At what point do we enjoy paying for BandA? All we get is appologies while paying extreemly high for electricity @NERCNG.
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Make e no be like say I never talk anything this year. Happy new year y'all.
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That's enough internet for the week. That video was insane, unaliving a human like that is insane.
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Replying to @waywaystudio
@waywaystudio rowrow is no longer available on Google Play, everything good?
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Wherever I am in the next 2-3yrs,I hope I’m genuinely happy
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I was at the pharmacy yesterday and noticed Creatine on the shelf. My problem is that it could be fake and you'd be buying 71k Naira of garri lebu. It's absolutely mental here.
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